GreedyHarry

This commentator is f'ing appalling. Must have only played about 5 minutes of football if the actual commentary is to be believed rather than the rambling claptrap.

My particular favourites are dim parkio and dim cyclio. No parking and no cycling are the translations. Its a very easy language. We could also add to our vocabulary. Dim crowdio could describe Saturdays in North Bristol, or maybe Wally will learn some Welsh and admit Dim cashio.

Which the bell on Twitter going on about Flint dying or the bell on your site wanting Tammy's legs broken? Either way they are both professionals plying a trade and haven't initiated the threats being made. You go for the moral high ground though and ignore the fact that if you initiate aggressive and violent behaviour, you generally do not come away unharmed.

Indeed you do. Remind me, when was the last time that South Gloucestershire Rovers were above Bristol City.

Yay its football day. Missus dropped at work, time for breakfast, then pick her up later and walk down to the gate. 2-0 today hopefully. A clean sheet, and a result to steady the ship after the disappointment of Tuesday.

And I imagine they are looking at having mechanical horses as a side show.£1 a punch. Canvassing the roof for that cosy home from home feel. Replacing the flip down seats with white patio chairs for flexibility and working out how to reuse santa's grotto. The feasability study will reveal the final cost, and, how it can all be done without spending even one Dinar.

Oh excellent. So the super fans have been organising the boycott for weeks. With that amount of organisation the home attendance will be zero. That should make the national news where I look forward to reading about it.

But, as you allude to in the first paragraph, he would likely be banned before writing anything remotely entertaining. However, if he did get to write equally entertaining posts, I'm sure that most would take him at face value and laugh along, however some of the less level headed with less abilty to recognise humour, might react like you lot. Shame we'll never know really as you wont allow interaction with us on slagchat.

I'll buy one if you are thinking of selling them. Save a fortune on sugar.

His brain certainly is. Imagine, going on a rival's forum, and attacking one of your own who is clearly well thought of, imaginitive, witty and entertaining. Obviously doing this will prove........................will prove........ ..... umm........................ no, I give in.

Ha ha. I vote gashlip as best.

Or Pishlag.

Oh. Okay, you win.

I've used the Ashtotron Digital Doobery and confirm the hash tag says #masturbationandincestation I think we should therefore be grateful to have our hashtag.

What a way to treat your niece.

I think, wow, City will be in red and white, and scummers will be looking 2nd class as normal. Then I think about our 27000 all seater stadium and then I think about fixtures like Villa at home and Newcastle at home. Then I look to see what Yeovil and Cheltenham are doing on significant weekends when City are away. Then I thank the Lord that despite having a scummer for a dad, he let me find my own way. Wee sword. :laugh:.

Thanks

Blimey. You're good fun aren't you? First you make up a figure of 3 million as a transfer fee and then when you don't get much of a reaction you up it to tens of millions. If we are good and keep quiet will you up the transfer fee further? Can we place bets on when Lee Tomlin becomes the most expensive player in the universe according to you. Maybe we could borrow your stopwatch which you keep on about.

Blimey, I thought my dictionary was faulty, but luckily I noticed it is the concise non-**** edition. Does anybody know where you can purchase the gas-logic version so I can follow the more bitter parts of this thread.