Ska Junkie

It didn't half burn well though!

OUCH!!

Piss off! I don't want some filthy methane snorting piece of crap sitting in my seat! They would just stand there, bewildered by this red thing that hinges up and down and have no idea what to do with it. To be fair, it's probably better than the box they sit on at home! As for what they would make of the concourses??

Thankfully not JP! I see one of theirs realises there really Is only OTIB. 'Our fans are always fantastic. We are the envy of a lot of clubs, especially with our away following. Really proud to be a Gashead. There is only ever one sensible choice when you are from Bristol.' That sensible choice being Ashton Gate and Bristol's far bigger and more successful club. It's a total no-brainer to be fair yet their 'self congratulation' knows no bounds. Why on earth would anyone follow that shower of crap rather than us?

Memorial 'stadium' capacity - 12,011 including 3,000 seats. Lansdown stand capacity - ~11,000 including ~11,000 seats Not much in it and our 1 stand would be far higher if they had to go all-seater. even at 2 to 1 (I think it's more like 3 to 1), their capacity would be down to 8,506. ((12011-3000) / 2) +3000= 8,506. Yes, our 1 stand is bigger than their entire 'ground'

Edited for (almost) accuracy!

Funny how the twerp never backed it up when offered the opportunity eh? What a loser! The low life is a pathological liar, probably sits in his mothers spare room at 40 years of age in his pants playing on his Atari from the 1980's thinking what new drivel he can make up about Bristol's premier football club. He probably doesn't even bother to watch the shower of shit in BS7.

So, their support is utterly awesome, while ours is crap? 1 Bradford City 19,817 2 Portsmouth 17,907 3 Blackburn Rovers 12,173 4 Charlton Athletic 11,584 5 Plymouth Argyle 10,276 6 Milton Keynes Dons 9,185 7 Wigan Athletic 8,996 8 Bristol Rovers 8,897 1 Aston Villa 31,658 2 Leeds United 31,593 3 Wolverhampton Wanderers 28,229 4 Sunderland 27,597 5 Derby County 27,016 6 Sheffield United 26,775 7 Sheffield Wednesday 25,895 8 Norwich City 25,735 9 Middlesbrough 25,404 10 Nottingham Forest 24,678 11 Bristol City 20,818 12 Birmingham City 20,668 Yeah, right! They don't let facts get in the way of an old fashioned self congratulate do they?

Lines Harrison The tramp (didn't know his name was Sinclair until today). Erm, uuummm, some old bloke from Millwall, that's genuinely it! I could probably name a fair few of their 1990 side though which shows just how totally irrelevant they are nowadays. Martyn, Alexander, Vaughan, GT, Tilson?, Mehew, Purnell?, Penrice, Hollo- *******-way, White, that Billy Ocean bloke ?. That's really quite worrying!

What was it the media said, '£775M may buy you titles but can never buy support like Bristol city'.

At least he had plenty of room to be 'proud'. It's a pity that the rest of their blue hordes couldn't be bothered to actually turn up! 'Premier league fans' my arse, they're not even close to Championship fans, less than 8,000 home supporters against the best team in the league? Deluded as usual and getting even better at self congratulation.

Did they only open 1 stand then? No wait, that's us that have a proper football ground!

Good old Del, he knows his stuff!

£5 notes? Cheapskate buggers, no class whatsoever. Should have been £50's!

Get in there Snakey!!!!

Another belter from @Cheesleysmate

£15m? That's a seriously posh coach Bar BS3!

Is our £15m to cover debts? If not, any ideas what it's for? It can't be the houses as that would be Bristol sport rather than BCFC wouldn't it?

407?? Bike race on or something? That is pathetic for a Saturday, especially for such a (self proclaimed) mahoosive club.

Down to @Cheeseleysmate BS4, I just uploaded it. Good tho, innit?

This had to be done, thanks again to @Cheesleysmate

Alternative version, courtesy of @Cheesleysmate , this is class!

Is it just me who was expecting the little girl to come down the stairs in a City shirt saying 'stuff rovers dad, I'm going to be a city fan like all my friends'?

Is the highlighted bit in our hypothetical scenario the land value? If not, what is the 'collateral' in our scenario? Ok, you're definitely in the business, like Bianconeri by the sounds of it. In lay mans terms why on earth would any financial organisation, lend money to a company (Dwayne sports) who have zero assets, while incurring regular losses, to build something that has no collateral value to the lender and no guarantee of a return? As a second question, why would any lender be interested when the revenues are supposedly guaranteed by the performance of a 3rd party (Bristol bloody r*vers)? It sounds utterly mad to even think about lending this scheme money? There are far too many risks aren't there?

Two more questions if you don't mind? Would the fact that r*vers are a 3rd party in this (I assume the deal would be between the lender and Dwayne sports rather than the football club) have any bearing? What would stop Wael, winding up Dwayne sports, who would essentially have no assets, leaving the lender high and dry? I find this stuff fascinating to be honest and appreciate your input and vastly superior knowledge of finances.