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Football related disorder. Is this what the loyal & true have been diagnosed as suffering from. Can't be treated for plain delusion but maybe medical help now coming their way.

Ah, the bloke with the Matty Taylor Abba tribute song. Is it Paul Tisdale he wants over there? The bloke who has MK in the L2 play offs & playing in a ground that actually resembles a stadium? That bloke? Or Jim TIDSDALE who might be running a team in the Downs 4th div, or summat. Yep, probably is the latter. Loyal, true & a few tents short........

Latent: well, it's "late" as in former supporters who can't be arsed to go now & "tent", where the still loyal & true blue few are accommodated.

There's the problem. It has to be stopped. The whole country wants its best loved team to score but some b keeper spoils it. Teresa May, sort this. Or give us £10 million for The Snake.

Famous quarters. Only 3 of em are any good. The final one always lets em down.

Your street??? They'd move into your house & set up tents in your garden.

Da famous quarters beginning to fade. Maybe the whole club is fading, too? Tis a sign I tell 'ee. League 2 beckons.

Is that Holloway on that TV screen?

Noticed, earlier in this thread, mention of BRFC aiming to be the first EFL club to do away with single use plastic. Disposable catering items being the target, of course, but where does this leave them with their plastic garden chairs? To be fair the chairs are multiple use, rather than single, as a bum (you can take that as either a part of the anatomy or a reflection of the lifestyle of the sitter) occupies one every home game, presumably. Maybe they'll replace the plastic with something more eco friendly. Horse hair sofas maybe?

Totally agree Red Ex bar the bit about wet behind the ears. Five years as a Head Coach/Manager. For me he just hasn't got what it takes to get beyond a middling, muddling level. Too much coaching theory.

Reinvented indeed.....Mind The Cash, 6th richest club, Prem in a matter of months was it? Reinvented in their own minds because the reality is too much to take on board.

My guess is trying to find some spurious reason to prevent Wycombe from taking up their hard-earned place in League 1 next season. Any offers?

Is it a huge, giant marquee over the whole ground? Bit like the state of the art stadiums with a retractable roof. Theirs will have a gert big flap at the top & someone will have to climb up & unzip it.

They took the white patio furniture with em??

One of the old F Troop hoolies? They must be drawing their OAP now.

Love how he had to "correct a journalist" who thought City were down & out. What did Gashead say.....no, that was us we were truly sh*te, honestly. Journo says ....what, like you are now?

Marshfield Gas, perhaps known as Marsh Gas? Marsh Gas is also known as swamp or bog gas or methane. Caused by decaying matter. How appropriate. Rotting canvas etc.

Is Albert playing for us today? An OG maybe or incredible open goal miss from a metre out? You love us & you know you want to, Alb. Am I tempting fate here?

Don't you just love people like Dinsdale? Completely honest & transparent. Wants so much to be us. BTW what makes them unique? Canvas roofed stands?

It's not yet widely known but the FA has decreed that one auto promotion place from League 1 will go to the club with the best bogs. Coming for us? No, dumping for us.

Think you'll find it's a sponsor a goat initiative. Use em to keep the grass down, flog the lawnmowers. Inventive these Jordanians.

4000 (gAss) holes in Blackburn Lancashire. As Lennon said, I believe, thought he wasn't Gas & Prowed, far as I know!

Indeed Chris, let's drag down those delusions of grandeur. Get the canvas roofs folded away for the Winter & pack up the plastic chairs. Dey is fer Wimps & Teds. # Prowed To Watch The Gas & Get 'Kin Drenched". You have in fact come much too far so Get Back as the song says & Mind The Gap on the way.

Think it's been too much, too soon for so many Gash. The despair of dropping out of the league then back to back promo & new Middle Eastern owners, more money than anyone has ever seen, expected to "do a Lansdown + 50%". The Teds struggling so in a season or two we'd be lost in their slipstream. All those hopes & no fears. Not only coming for us but batting us aside as they stride forward. Now the bitterness knows no bounds. See AFC Wimbledon plan a new stadium on Plough Lane, their rightful home. Watch out for BRFC making a bid for a corner of the Eastgate car park. Knowing them they'll just move in & stick up some posts. Their rightful home, innit?

Desperate times over there. Just the small matter of winning enough games to exit League One from the top end then laying waste the Championship, 'cludin they gert derty Teds. Cue gales of laughter from EPL HQ.