The Dolman Pragmatist

Year of the Knife ... Tears For Fears

The Streak ... Ray Stevens

Homburg ... Procol Harum (hang on, haven’t we done this before?)

Raspberry Beret ... Prince

Daniel ... Elton John

Walking the Dog ... Rufus Thomas

Rosemary ... Grateful Dead

Comfortably numb ... Pink Floyd

Pearl’s a Singer ... Ellie Brooks

Having sport on tv is one of the few things that has given me hope during the lockdown. Everything should be done to allow elite football to carry on, but I don’t see any players spitting or clearing their noses because they are prima donnas. It’s what sportsmen do, and it must be very difficult to stop doing it while you’re in the middle of a game, whatever the rules. A strict testing regime has to be the answer. However the field of play surely has to be regarded differently from what goes on in wider society. Are you suggesting that players should never go within two metres of each other? That would be interesting...

The Wind Cries Mary ... Jimi Hendrix Experience

I’m A Ramblin’ Man ... Waylon Jennings

Sweets for my sweet ... The Searchers

Strange Glue ... Catatonia

Edinburgh Castle ... Mike Scott

When An Old Cricketer Leaves The Crease ... Roy Harper

Haitian Divorce ... Steely Dan

Wedding Bells ... Godley & Creme

To The Sun And Moon ... Stackridge

I can see clearly now ... Johnny Nash

Coward of the County ... Kenny Rogers

Tales of Brave Ulysses... Cream

Changes ... David Bowie

Psycho Killer ... Talking Heads

Clifton in the Rain ... Al Stewart