LilRascal

The average attendances remind me of the Scottish Premiership during the years when Rangers were exiled. Looks truly tinpot.

I know he’s had terrible luck recently with injuries, but do you think Ayman Benarous might step up to be a CM option for the first time this season? Always thought he looked good before the injury.

Rovers have got loads of Bell Ends

Feel sorry for those two kids at the front - look at what they're going to become. And his mum / sister / gran (who can tell) doesn't look too prowed of him either.

Hahaha - the circus keeps rolling on.. “Sportsmail understands legal action is being considered and lawyers have been contacted after Barton accused the pair of negligence and labelled their training sessions a 'farce'.”

When talking to Gas mates (yep, I do have some) best way I've found for taking the piss is to tell them that Cardiff are our rivals now - tell them that they no longer matter. Occasionally ask them how they're doing, or who their manager is these days, pretending I don't know. Really frustrates them. Then drop in something along the lines of "when's your next derby match against Cheltenham?" and they really start frothing with anger - how could a Ted not know or cares about them anymore??! Bless 'em!

Hmmmm - Fruit Market in St Philipp’s Marsh - surrounded by high flood risk zone on all sides. That’ll be easy and quick to get past the lightening quick Environment Agency for planning approval. Years I’d suggest.

Like this: ?

Wait - the chairman of Bath FC is called Mr Blofeld?? Are you sure there arent any plans in their application for secret volcano rocket launch bases, or walkways over shark tanks with trap doors?

Maybe they’re sub-letting it to raise money for their next hot shot striker?

Just watching Solihull Moors vs Blackpool on the Beeb... why are they playing it at the Memorial “Stadium”?? blue tent in the corner and everything...

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day

Come on, admit it - someone’s taken the E. Who’s taken the E this weekend?

When was the last time the Gas had to endure the tedium of a non-playing weekend due to an international break? Guess that’s one thing they’ve got going for them!

It’s simple: Gas beat Coventry 3-1. Coventry beat Tottenham Hotspur 3-2 in the FA Cup final. Spurs are the joint 3rd in the list of FA Cup winners - AND the Gas have improved their ground in the summer more than any other club including Spurs. Therefore they should definitely be playing in the Champions League. And they’ve got the best fans. Obviuos.

0-0. Bet that was a great advert for the beautiful game.

How many “Teds” do you reckon they’ll be claiming will be in the Plymuff end today then? I’m going for 250.

Weimann!!! Again!! ? how are we possibly going to replace Kodjia’s goals? I mean Tammy’s goals?? I mean Bobby’s goals?!!

Sunderland are like a bunch of 40 year old blokes on a clubbing holiday in Ibiza. Yeah - they know what what to do, and they used to do it a lot, but they simply can’t be arsed.

Flint is a God

“ Subs: Steele, Pisano, Magnússon, K.Smith, Leko, Woodrow, Đurić” - we’ve come a long long way. How strong is that sub’s bench??!

Flint is a God

With those line ups I predict goals. Lots of goals. 3-2 to City! (I wish...)

Ace three points - delighted

Goooaaaaaallll! Awesome! Flint is a god in human form