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Wish Steve would make his mind up - does he love the rugby/hate the City, or as this week suggests love the City/hate the rugby?

If football is only about the two teams and the 22 chaps on the pitch being paid to run around.

Yes, but ..... .... Nige is doing it in the Championship. And keeping us Championship. McInnes and then SO'D were charged with starting this in the Championship, and took us down (sans une whimper), then SO'D continued everything (cutting the wages, losing games, taking us down) in League One.

There's no is you is, or is you ain't? with you mate, with this is there is? You ain't and that's the end of it. Or is it is?

Just a reminder, folks, it's "Bristol City Football Club," not Food Club. And have you tried the football of late/last 120 seasons?

But we won! That not 'nough?

Yeah, Gary Neville's levels are, er, another level, but I hear his father's levels were something else again. Mind, nothing to your Somerset Levels ....

KC & The Shunshine Band?

You say "tom-ah-to" no-one says "pot-ah-to."

Income tax?

But we do need someone - someone like Nigel Pearson, when he throttled some lad - shouting at the players from the touchline. Cos that's English football, see. Remember SO'D leaning against the end of the perspex dugout, looking like a lonely middle aged man waiting for a bus that was due 40 minutes ago, not breathing a word? Disaster. Players didn't know what to do. I'd see if Neil Warnock would take the role of touchline sarge-major on a "pay-as-you-harangue-and-abuse-the-4th-official" for 90 minutes a week while Nige sits upstairs with a hot water bottle and a blanket.

Rotherham, 23 points in 2016/17. Statistically the poorest second tier team in England since 1945.

If you are, Dave, were are too.

Feb '84. When the lads that never attack scarfers and only scrap with like minded sorts, had a pop at, er, one of the Nolan sisters.

So, only two relegation places up for grabs!

Barbies "push" ideas about bodies upon our children. Not always very healthy or helpful ones. If you are not sure about something a school is doing, go and ask the school (if you have children of that age).

Don't tell them about their bodies, you say, just let them pretend to be Barbie.

So that's one school, for one day. Any more schools "pushing" "this" that you know of? There's almost 21,000 primary schools in the UK. Just so we get a broader idea of the level of "push"

Steve to pull his "finger out his ass" live on Radio Bristol, 6pm.

Not your football team?

Only proven once, though. Like flat breads.

Yeah, they are. Once Frank Lampard stops talking to them and puts the phone down.

"Falling And Laughing" ?

Where would you park?