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If you are, Dave, were are too.

Feb '84. When the lads that never attack scarfers and only scrap with like minded sorts, had a pop at, er, one of the Nolan sisters.

So, only two relegation places up for grabs!

Barbies "push" ideas about bodies upon our children. Not always very healthy or helpful ones. If you are not sure about something a school is doing, go and ask the school (if you have children of that age).

Don't tell them about their bodies, you say, just let them pretend to be Barbie.

So that's one school, for one day. Any more schools "pushing" "this" that you know of? There's almost 21,000 primary schools in the UK. Just so we get a broader idea of the level of "push"

Steve to pull his "finger out his ass" live on Radio Bristol, 6pm.

Not your football team?

Only proven once, though. Like flat breads.

Yeah, they are. Once Frank Lampard stops talking to them and puts the phone down.

"Falling And Laughing" ?

Where would you park?

...if we send you a SAE you will endeavour to try?

Yeah, be brave Steve. And remember to pull your finger out yer "ass." Do we know if he's done this, yet?

I think it's 23 mate, although you'd best check that with @Davefevs (he's always counting these things)

Yes, we are dull. But then, at this level, when are we not pretty drab? We remember AD and 76 to 80 fondly but no football fan anywhere beyond Bristol does (like neutrals might remember say Bobby Robson's Ipswich, or West Brom in the late 70s, for example). Credit to LJ, we were lively and enjoyable, at this level, for about 4 months (and the odd game either side of the 17/18 season). 90/91 was good, too. If it's entertainment we want at AG and enjoyable, attacking football, then we'll have to drop back down to L1 (but it's not guaranteed at that level either, mind).

What was the sticker, mate? "Support Bristol City now. Or **** off" ? That was a good 'un, back in the day. Or was it one of they Darryl Clark stickers?

No shame in trying, but one play-off place attained in 13 attempts and not one season at the top after two decades is embarrassing. Considering the heap of money thrown at it. And the public statements of some of his trusted lieutenants "we call ourselves a Premier League club in waiting," "other clubs are looking over the wall at what we are doing," and so on. Indeed, when Mark Ashton's time here is considered, it's humiliated not embarrassed.

What about SO'D, though? Who do we see there? Not Nige, cos I'd imagine he's "up for the fight," probably gagging for a scrap.

No, and the (inevitable) Relegation Will Not Be Televised (beyond brief highlights on Quest), fingers crossed.

Yes, we could be relegated next season, not this. One Step Beyond!

Harry Maguire. Dwight Gayle. Jessie Lingard. Eddie Nketiah. The lad that come here, smacked/was smacked by Mark Little (allegedly), then buggered off. To the PL. Him, or Matty Taylor.

Me too, mate. Looking forward to going to Highfield Road Saturday, though.

Is smacking Roy Keane one in the face "bullying" though?

Are we paying too much to watch this crudstuff?