Christ, Leeds mascots are the children of the players, what a procession of ugliness that was....
The commentator said that the players had to tie sausages around the kids neck so the dogs would play with them....
Hope so, when I had my heart attack I didn't lose consciousness at all, in fact when they say you get pains like your wrists are being gripped or your jaw I had none of that...
I think they'll be disco dancing past us just behind Ipswich and Salford City, an effortless saunter to the prem as we look on enviously with an oxygen mask on from mid table...
Again.