Oh Louie louie

I know somebody who went to visit ron kray in broadmoor. The tea server came around, and sad fancy any biscuits today ron. Yes said ron, i could murder a mcvitie...

Chelsea, offered a few million for him years ago. If he has a good season, he will rise in value again. I

No brainer for me. No sale. Certainly not at 3 million.

Dominic cummins drove 50 miles over lockdown to test his eyesight. The police pulled him over and he said, ive got contacts...

He was asked why meditation? Better than sitting around allday doing nothing he said.

When Ronnie moore, the tranmere manager put on a pound bet, the fa fined him, the exact winnings from the bet. They treated him very diffrently for the same offence.

I wonder how many refs hes upset? The fa aint his biggest fan. He wont get many decisions go in his favour when push comes to shove id wager.

Theres some sense in that i reckon. I can imagine joeys vocal from the bench. Send him off that will shut him up. He could have influenced, the ref to do that.

That record could stand for another 10 years. Nobody would be suprised.

Is Andy tilson, still the record singing there? I dont recall, them spending more on a player since? That was about 30 years ago now,

I would say, even money on him lasting the season, is generous.

Anybody want to lay odds on him lasting the season?

Whats this blokes name marcus, il chance a fiver on them giving him the job.

I knew he would be out by easter, after dragging them deeper in the mire. Was so predictable. Well earned obe.

In the book, it keeps saying its his hometown club, if im not mistaken? The ginger bloke who played upfront for reading, forgot he bought property in dubai. Ive never read such rubbish

Ive read that secret footballer book, its some of the things in there are far fetched to say the least. One day the writer had the squirts, so he got out in the road and went infront of everybody at roadside. A builder wouldnt do that, let alone a prem striker. The bit about him forgeting he bought a house in dubai was it? I wouldnt waste your time reading that rubbish, no way a footballer wrote that,

Talks a lot, says nowt. Aint that the truth.

The away end at notts county that year in the cup looked mental. Year before my time, but seems like half the ground was city that day.

There was a lovely gentlemen called bob flicker who ran the supporters club bar for years. And his son repesented england at the subbuteo world cup, about 1991.

We have the suspension bridge as a backdrop when we sign somebody. They have a shed.

Yes, the nobel prize. Again if somebody can point out anytime since the 1980s bristol rovers have came to ashton gate with a exciting brand of football, id be amazed. Or like i said even a midfielder who can pass?

The ball was never on the grass under francis. Same with ward. Same with holloway. If somebody said to me who was rovers most entertaining player to watch, say over the last twenty years, i cant think of 1. Anybody think of somebody they had with say, hartleys, nobels passing skills?

It wasnt a bad goal they scored saturday. Sadly fleetwood scored 4 and then the manager got sacked. They have never played decent football in my life.

They have been long ball merchants all my life. Tisdale likes a passing game, that is a alien concept to them. Suprised if he takes it, but he can work without funds.

Tony Thorpe was always going that, too perfection too. Jet just used to stroll to the spot, casual as you like, coolest taker i ever saw.