Oh Louie louie

For that mboro game when they came down to the old divsion 3, for the away game i recall people having a not for the squeamish ticket.

A few people had there doors put through around ashton and bedminster,.

That same season i think, the evening post reported chester city fans brought blades to ashton gate..

I think the post sent a undercover reporter into the luckwell pub, to find out about the boro game.

Elm park had a bit of atmosphere.

Unlike that souless place that got now in the middle of nowhere.

Last time i went there we lost in a cup match and i recall gilkes getting a hat trick in the 2nd leg.

Ive never returned to that new ground since tinnion scored under pulis.

The police had stasi like tactics that day.

Egg and chicken in bed.

Egg lights a cig and says, well that answers that age old question!

A coachload of japenese tourists got robbed down town yesterday.

The good news is police have 1200 pictures of the suspect.

This guy has just accused me of acting like a flamingo.

I got rather nasty with him.

Infact i put my foot down.

My friend has collected beatles singles for 35 years.

I think he needs help....

I have a belt handmade with herbs from the amazon rain forest, im looking for 100 pounds, ono.

No thyme wasters please.

Anybody who thinks the gas women team were the future, tells you a lot about whats going on upstairs.

6 months ago James dyson was buying them.

They even beleived that.

He hasnt got the money for a bunch of bananas there, never mind the land.

I agree hes buying time.

Certs to be bottom 6 this year.

Just got back from watching the bermuda national orchestra.

It was great till the guy playing the triangle disapeared,

Wendy i can comfirm i meant marquee as in main player.

It may surprise you to know that yes i do know the diffrence between say a skoda car. and a very grand tent.

Im over the moon about the signings 22.

Ive been around long enought to suss out when a owner wants out.

When your marquee signing comes from eastleigh you are only going 1 way.

Bound to be bottom 4 this season.

Writings on the wall with the players they are signing.

A guy finds a lamp and the genie has granted him 1 wish.

I would like a million pounds says the bloke.

Oh fgs said the genie thats a dull selfish wish i wont grant that, please wish again he says.

Errr ok he says, Well to be honest he said, ive always wanted to drive my car from britain to the usa he said.

Look says the genie, do you have any ideal the cost, the disruption, the amount of men and materials it would take to build a road from here to the usa?

Ok ok says the guy this is my last wish. Can you tell me how a womens head works he asks?

Oh jesus said the genie, how many lanes did you want?

Just saw arnold schwarzenegger up north street i said is christmas your favourite christian festival?

No he said ithastobeeaster baby he said.

Was in a bar last night and i said to this lady i think i could pass for arnold schwarzeneggers twin.

Ha she said you are short, bald, fat and dont work out she said hardly.

Yes i said danny devito

If i ever wont the lottery id buy a sedan chair my wife said.

I think you are getting carried away there i said.

Knock knock.

Whose there?

Doorbell repair guy.

Chris marpels of chesterfield.

Nope robbo if it jogs you memory alan walsh had a indirect free kick disallowed against him.

I cant give anymore clues  btw.

Anyone name the only county cricketer to appear at ashton gate for a football game?

Clue; He was a goalie.

My son came home from school yesterday with a sofa and a armchair.

Well the hell did you get that i asked?

Oh some guy gave me them he said.

With that i slapped him around the head and said what have i told you about taking suites from strangers....

Never saw him once tbh bt, i only went in the dolman or east end.

But by god you could hear him.

Is the green tea hut still in blackheath btw?

What a legend.

No joking now you could even hear him singing from the flars car park!

Used to be a guy who sat in the grandstand, who sang on his own consistently.

He only used to sing come on you reds, but i swear he used to go on for about 5 minutes and you could hear him allover the ground.

One thing is sure this al whatever there name is family.

They make dunford look like roman abramovich.

What sort of club gives a drug runner a job as stadium announcer?

Junior got his own back on him a few years later when he scored a goal in extra time at the mem and dumped them out the cup.

How mental are you when you think you got a chance of promotion, and your best signing is someone out the army for 600 pounds?

After 5 years they have finally woke up to the chairmen it seems.