HUNTERS HELLPUPPIES

I approve wholeheartedly of the sentiment regarding tradition but I must warn you that tradition is a word and it is not football clothes. Once upon a time I tried to wear family values as my clothes but the angry police chap who took me away in his van explained that absolutely didn’t count and I couldn’t be seen on Kettering High Street with that little thing wobbling about between my legs. Anyway. It was a long time ago and I’m never going back to Kettering.

Dixie Dean ! Yes indeed. There was a man. He could play football like a man armed to the teeth with two whole football playing man feet. Lord alone knows what madcap mayhem his cadaverous revenant could unleash on the field of play today. He should play in a formation of ONE. None should stand i’th field with such as he.