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Alan Ball played for the gas?...?

Wasn’t. Was an ex England player who later became a club manager (Gerry (the Mullet) Francis.

No, he’s called jigsaw because he goes to pieces in the box ?

Ba dum dum dum

I assumed they would be signings to hold the Marquee’s up

Isn't it amazing that we can build that massive roof on the Lansdown stand with zero restricted views and they have a 163 seater tent with FIVE posts in the way. EDIT: Just realised why those seats are more expensive, because the posts are in the way you don't have to watch it all.

From that pointless football rumours site. 23 May 2019 10:55:52 BRFC - Watch out for take over bid coming soon. Dwane Sports in talks with hospitality company Hyatt Hotels Corporation. The American company are about to take over a major Bristol Hotel and are keen to promote Bristol as a major world tourism destination. Exciting times.

Yes, he just didn’t MEAN to

Fastest Rising? Money? New Stadium around the corner - this is a VERY long corner HUGE fan base (not like the poxy 35,000 LEEDS get) ”Build a Premiership Team from scrach”. Is Scrach some sort of plywood/MDF substitute?

Just noticed that. Free parking from £10. So, you only have to pay £10 for the free parking? Bargain!

Isn’t the “turn your trash into players” line, the wrong way around? (As well as being mis-spelt).

Why would they know that. Do you know what Charlize Theron’s favourite sex game is? No, because THAT’S never going to happen either EDIT: if ypu ARE interested, I’m sure @Rudolf Hucker will tell you ?

Hasn’t yet though @Bar BS3

That would be big enough for their crowds

Umm, hello? BABESTATION at half time!

Local media not reported it because 1). Even the Post can spot bull if it smells strongly enough and 2) They understand the Libel laws better than this Gashead.

Executive Summary Wah wah, it’s not fair, nasty Teds are the reason my team is crap. Naughty Teds, Horrid Teds. I’m telling my Dad.

There is a massive rush of early morning flights out of Heathrow and Gatwick. Most likey explanation is that it is the rush hour contrails and that is a flight lane.

That IS a statistically valid survey as every one of their supporters has voted.

I worked in Wycombe for years so have a lot of friends who are Chairboys fans. Wow, and you think WE hate Rovers.

Someone remind me again, precisely HOW did Wycombe cheat?. i used to work in HW, Bristol Rovers is a VERY dirty word (OK, words) in that town.

Cock?

Is that GJ lifting him up??

Loving the fact that on every page of gaschat is an ad saying “Red shirts wanted”. I mean, what were they thinking?

Mourinho will be in the job market soon ?