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You just know that if This all goes in Rovers' favour, their retards/fans will be crowing about it in our direction as though we should somehow be envious!

No, apparently he still hasn't.

The massive support base that has only seen them have an average attendance of over 7.5k once since 1979...?!

That article is all about a bloke saying that he isn't interested in investing in them. It's just a space filler based on the fact that he was invited to a game and that Higgs wants out. Someone may invest if/when they get a stadium, but not before that. It genuinely looks like Higgs is starting to struggle with things and it's going to affect his health if he's not careful.

What a bizzare interview! Why would someone who is totally unconnected to us, highlight us as the team to watch above all the other quality teams at this level..? Is he about to sign for us..? He must be. Shall I put this on the long transfer rumours thead or is this worthy of it's own new thread? Shall I do a poll to see what people think..?

I hope that if we ever set a new record for the lowest ever finishing position in our clubs' history, then some of our fans will mark the occassion by producing a book with some stunning photos.

Teacher says to her class "right children, today we are going to talk about what your daddies do to earn a living" after a couple of kids explaining about their fathers work as a plumber and bank clerk, the teacher asks little Tommy what his dad does. "Well miss, my dad wears a very short skirt and puts on my mums make up, he goes up to the downs and sucks other men off and let's them use his ass for money" The teacher is shocked by little Tommy's reply and orders him out of the classroom to explain. "Tommy, I didn't know you dad does anything like that! Is that true..?" She asks. Tommy replies "No miss, I'm sorry. He actually plays for Bristol Rovers but I'm too embarrassed to tell my classmates that".

Where we have come from is where you dream of getting too. Says it all. Jog on you sad sag.

A sock on their arm....?

Why..? It's a no win situation for us. We have nothing to prove.

They are in division Four...?!

I can't believe that they think the video dispells any myth that their celebrations were shite! We get more than that in the que for the bogs in the Dolman hall at half time..! I'm genuinely amazed that they had such a dire turnout for this.

Being sponsored by your local boozer was amusing for a non league team. Not that they are back in the lofty reaches of the basement, is it a first..? Has any other club been sponsored by their local pub..?

Why, who is the ref today?

I believe you have also said in the past that you don't go to any games either anyway.

You really are a *****! At least stand by the bollocks that you spout on here and leave those who care to enjoy our day out at Wembley without your anti going to games crap. You made your position on this fixture quite clear.

Not quite. We won 3-1 at Trumpton then went 1-0 in the second leg, which they went on to win 4-2 and go through on away goals

Why are you on this thread after making your contempt for the fixture and competition very clear..? You wouldn't watch if it was in your back garden, but you will take part in the match day thread..? Very odd!

I don't think we've dropped below an average of 2 points per game all season. 96 points total will do very nicely from here on in.

I don't get to watch much football at home because I cancelled my sky service. I don't complain about Match of the day or the FLS.

An unimpressive win will do just fine!

Radio Bristol has city on FM.

Not if you select the opponents commentary.

Rarely ends in goal rout. MK dons had it at Crawley the other week and only just got a point. Big advantage though, without question.