Ronnie Sinclair

Imagine getting rid of De Gea for this clown

That shadow is symbolic, it refers to the fact they are forever in our shadow, a nice touch rather than for ridicule

Never ever put your tube of Deep Heat in the same place as your Anusol cream, just in case...... Many a time I've suffered 'overspray' of Deep Heat and paid the price

Middlesbrough also 3-0 against Preston

Chunder rather than Dunder

"Build it and we will laugh" is more apt

That's an insult to the National League - they have far better facilities

If my boss was hovering all the time they'd get short shrift, people have to be left alone to do their job

Been revisiting UK Subs' catalogue recently, what a banger this was (and still is). Harper still going strong as lead singer

Joss Ackland, aged 95

Collapsed under the weight of expectation, rather than the amount of fans inhabiting the stand

Matt Taylor: Rotherham United sack manager with club 22nd in Championship Rotherham United have sacked manager Matt Taylor with the club 22nd in the Championship. His final match was their 5-0 defeat at Watford on Saturday, which left the Millers four points from safety. Taylor had been with the Yorkshire club for 13 months, after leaving Exeter City to replace Paul Warne at the New York Stadium. He kept Rotherham up last season, but he departs after just two wins from their 16 league games this season. Taylor, 41, becomes the seventh Championship manager to leave his job so far this campaign.

Haven'tGotACluedo more like

A lot would be triggered by the training jackets the players were wearing on those training videos this week (more of a turquoise though I thought). I wear quite a lot of navy blue clothes and don't associate that with Rovers, and funnily enough I don't like wearing red despite the fact its our colours (its too conspicuous for one who likes to keep a low profile)

Alan Curbishley has bought them all

Yeovil 3-1 winners at Torquay tonight, and Bath 5-1 victory at Weymouth

FFS Martin hasn’t grasped this agent business yet has he - stand him down

Iago Aspas had the right idea about VAR the other night - the whole lot should be launched into the bin

A bit nonplussed by this appointment, but that might be due to ignorance at his career on my part so I will read up on it - and then give him 10-15 games to form a proper opinion and not write him off before he's even donned his shiny new O'Neill's tracksuit

What's the ladder there for, presumably replacing the 'hole in the fence' for sneaky entry?

Rovers away to Crewe or Derby in the second round

Emma Hayes to leave Chelsea

Do they sell Freight Rover, Sherpa or Leyland DAF vans (asking for a friend)

Apparently it’ll cost a fortune to sack him, I would suggest it will cost them far more if they don’t - clearly out of his depth

Yes, due to his West Ham connections he's allowed Lampard to stay in one of his properties whilst he gets ready to take over at AG