Just read this on a business forum and thought it was worth a repeat -
5 men sitting in a bar: Wenger, Mourinho, Rodgers, Moyes and Martinez..... The first round of beers was on Mourinho, he bought a Portugese beer for each of the others. The second round was on Martinez, he bought everybody a San Miguel. The third round was on Wenger, he bought everybody a glass of red wine. The fourth round was on Rodgers, he bought a pint each for the guys, except for Moyes. Moyes says;" Hey guys, what about my pint?" Rodgers looked at him and said; Sorry David, this is the fourth round, and you are NOT in it....