red-or-dead

A guy goes into a pub with a cat and an ostrich. Three pints please, The Barman duly delivers and they all proceed to sup. Next the ostrich orders three pints, Then the guy and so on. Many, many pints later the barman says - "You and that ostrich have been buying drinks all night and that cat hasn't bought one yet, whats the crack?" The bloke replies- "Its my own fault really, I rubbed this lamp and out popped a genie, grants me a wish, i asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy"