kevinmabbuttshair

No, I want do what you say, never, no

Bore off

Surely even those dumb arsed freaks cannot be thick enough to accept becoming tenants again.

To put it in poker parlance they're pot committed and about to go all in on a pair of tens when there is quite clearly a flush on the table

Clearly here for a bitch then

Let em die, let em die, let em die etc etc

Don't forget that the gas are still in the hat

This could be a long couple of days for our bowlers. Doesn't cook know that tails never fails?

Not really. Just seen the pitch report. It is bone dry. A draw would be likely. Doesn't matter our batsme need runs and lots of them. Perth next and expect that to be a lightening fast green top

Stokes?! I didn't see that. Batting line up looks shaky but really needs to preform

Apparently facts aren't cutting it. Its all about sentiment and the inability to see you may have been wrong

I shouldn't worry about it. Panic is the most highly contagious thing on planet earth.

That was nailed on anyway

Don't panic! Don't panic!

About ******* time. Stuck with all the crap he's signed

Our top order is in a complete flap. Our bowlers and Bell have been wining tests for a while. No batsmen has had to face top class fast, short pitched bowling for years. Johnson is doing it and doing it well. Worked hard on his action and so far it is paying off big. Cook's captaincy is in the shadow of Clarke's. Swann was getting smacked all ovwer the place from being too aggresive, Cook should've told him to try to keep it tight and stiffle them, just as they had Lyon do to us. Out thought and out preformed at the moment. Good thing is it is a 5 match series and you don't loose it in the first test

Just got up What the ****! Batsmen fail again Nathan Lyon? Really? My lord!

Ha. Their batting is naff and broad can bowl

Rant time Batting wickets. Ruining test cricket. This has 450 plus written all over it. Nothing for the bowlers. Test cricket is about contests. Bowl well you'll take wickets bat well you'll score runs.

Is Warner trying to win this in the first session?

Full commentary on 5 live sports extra for those of us on nights.

Balls to it. I'm staying up to watch at least the first session

Their batting line up isn't strong enough. Drawn series or England sneak a win. I do tend to agree with the Australian view of cook's captaincy though. He struggles to find a plan b

Is that the same spin doctors who said that staying at the gate was not viable and the only option was to move but now it is fine to stay? These was so much bull spread about the move I see it is still working.