Dorset_Cider

God would never say that............. that is a silly joke

Why....... did you forget you only live up the road from me? I'm certain we could have sorted a lift from Parkstone to Bristol & back

B-rooker wing

Don't be so harsh on yourself......... you may go somewhere one day, be positive

I'd suggest........... 'Why Don't You Kill Yourself' by The Only Ones Yes they did another track or two other than 'Another Girl Another Planet' ...... but for some strange reason the songs that were more directly about 'Heroin' never get used on adverts........... odd that? I may have to look at this more closely and sift through some tracks by other artists for further top yerself suggestions 'High Rise' by Hawkwind would be another suggestion...... content....... but the track is classic Just like you might have been ......On the 99th floor of a suicide machine........ High Rise, living in the high rise..... high rise.... living in the high rise etc

1 "Tell Laura I Love Her," Ray Peterson, Decca Records 2 "Tell Laura I Love Her," Ricky Valance, EMI on the Columbia label 3 "Tell Laura I Love Her," John Leyton, Top Rank 4 "Tell Laura I Love Her," The Boppers, Take your pick of which version.

Luddite

No you are not and I think Mircosoft will be releasing some updates pretty damn quick

Now for me...... you would need to add Led Zep, Deep Purple and Hawkwind....... to make it a good bill ?

The English flag is my flag...... then the Union Jack let's take it back from racists........ because that is not what our flags are about..... Why can we not be proud to be English or British....... don't let them win.... the flags are ours.

Not so much a letter more a note Bucks?

People that watch....... CrapbidTV .... your chance to buy rubbish at inflated 'low prices'

Is the Bovril..... hot or cold?

Nope..... yer a Tart!

Sadly ..... if I'm still the one....... that makes Neo a queen too Oh he is awful........ but I like him (Dick Emery 'Randy Mandy ' Stylie) For those that never knew the comedy genius then check out http://www.phill.co.uk/comedy/emery/

What about me ..... you slag

This depends on whether you agree or disagree with your statement in the first place? As for George Orwell ...... yes visionary indeed but much of 1984 was based on what was happening way before the date that he set for the book.

Interesting, very interesting RedZep ....... I may have to spend sometime thinking of an answer to this but are you saying that the monarcs of this country are not or never have been such as you describe? The King Is Dead....... long live the King....... or Queen Orwell pretty much descibed life as it has become or is becoming? And are our beloved Kings & Queens not somewhat detached from the reality of the their subjects lives??

Yer.... hail the RedGoblin & Cromwell P.S. And BCFC