Scrumpty

Just a thought, does anyone else thin Bournemouth may have offered a keeper to us as part of their bid? I understand they’re keen to move Travers on.

Just a thought, does anyone else think Bournemouth may have offered a keeper to us as part of their bid? I understand they’re keen to move Travers on.

In simple terms, agents effectively act as estate agents in transfers. They advertise availability and try to get the best deal for… themselves, in reality. The best deal for them could be a higher transfer fee or higher wages, depending on how they take their cut. Typically its a combination of the two. These days, there’s the added complication of multiple agents. But let’s keep it simple. In this scenario, they will be aware of all interest (they drummed it up, after all) and won’t hesitate to inform other parties of Bournemouth’s opening gambit. They’ll be no need for City to leak it to the press - they’ll deploy a number of tactics to make sure it gets out there! Then there’s the buyer’s negotiators - enter Kirsty and Phil. Kirsty goes all in, they’ve ask for £25m, give them £30m, it’s only money. Phil takes a more tactical approach. Phil obviously works for Bournemouth. As for sell ons, the contracts are very complex these days (agents, etc. all employ lawyers), so the sell on clauses will have sub-clauses e.g X% within initial contract term Y% thereafter. The agents are the only ones who really know what’s going, but they won’t share all information with all parties, unless it’s in their interest to do so (and that includes the player). How do I know this… I know a former player, who has some great stories* and other contacts closer to home. * Kirsty used to work for Middlesbrough

Indeed it does, but I console myself with the fact that our biggest rivals are way below us and have entertained us royally over the past 23 years!

If I’m not mistaken, there’s Premier League ready tarmac on view here, green with envy!

Yes, coming along nicely

Naughty, but nice… Subject: Objection to Memorial Stadium Planning Application (Reference Number: [Application Reference Number]) Dear [Planning Authority], I am writing to formally object to the planning application for the proposed changes to the Memorial Stadium, as detailed in the application reference number [Application Reference Number]. I am deeply concerned about the potential impact of these developments on the surrounding area and community. I urge you to consider the following objections: 1. Loss of green space and character: The Memorial Stadium currently serves as an important green space within our community. The proposed changes would result in the loss of this valuable area, which contributes to the character and visual appeal of our neighborhood. Preserving green spaces is crucial for maintaining the quality of life and environmental well-being of our community. 2. Increased noise pollution: The proposed development could significantly increase noise levels, particularly during events or matches held at the stadium. This would have a detrimental effect on the quality of life for nearby residents, disrupting their peace and tranquility. Noise mitigation measures must be put in place to protect the surrounding community from excessive noise disturbances. 3. Traffic congestion and parking issues: The Memorial Stadium is already located in an area with limited infrastructure for handling increased traffic. The proposed changes would likely exacerbate traffic congestion during events, leading to a strain on local roads and causing inconvenience to residents and businesses. Inadequate provisions for parking and traffic management have been presented in the application, raising concerns about the impact on the surrounding area's accessibility and road safety. 4. Strain on local amenities and services: The proposed developments may put a strain on local amenities such as schools, healthcare facilities, and public transportation. The increased population density and demand for services resulting from the changes to the Memorial Stadium could overwhelm the existing infrastructure, leading to inadequate access to essential facilities for both residents and visitors. 5. Insufficient consideration of environmental impact: The planning application does not adequately address the potential environmental impact of the proposed developments. The loss of green space, potential disruption to local wildlife habitats, and increased pollution from additional traffic should be thoroughly assessed and mitigated before proceeding with any changes to the Memorial Stadium. In light of the above concerns, I strongly urge the planning authority to carefully reconsider the proposed developments and take into account the potential negative consequences on our community. I believe that alternative plans that better address the concerns raised by residents should be explored. I kindly request that my objections, along with any supporting documents or evidence provided, be taken into serious consideration during the review and decision-making process. I also encourage an open and transparent dialogue with the community to ensure that the long-term interests of all stakeholders are considered. Thank you for your attention to this matter. I trust that you will carefully consider the objections raised and make a well-informed decision that preserves the best interests of the community. Yours sincerely, [Your Name]

If you’re thinking of objecting, type this into ChatGPT, it produces and absolutely beautiful objection… Write me an objection to memorial stadium planning application

I suspect ChatGPT could rustle up a decent objection ?

Can he bowl off-spin, asking for a friend

If their preseason friendlies include a chap called ‘Trialist’, we’ll immediately know who it is!

Agreed, I'm throwing in the trowel

Kalas was on £20k+, but no idea what he’s been offered now. Pearson is adamant the whole squad are within the same pay range, considering disparity to be a significant demotivating factor for lower paid members, hence departures of most of the higher earners.

We’re signing Devine & Edwards… get in!!!

Built? I assume you mean assembled!

The estimated wealth of both is based on shares held in HL. I reckon that, as stockbrokers, they may have invested their pocket money wisely over the years, meaning their actual wealth far exceeds these estimates!

Glenn Whelan, I think

What was that quote… 1 goal good, two goals bad? On that basis Joey is the winner

Martin Peters

If you’re on a budget, then the Mardyke might be the place for you. It’s on the way back to town and I promise it’ll be an experience you’ll never forget. ps. If you’re not an experienced cider drinker, I’d suggest giving Cheddar Valley a wide berth. Try a half perhaps, but venture beyond that at your peril

Naismith won’t be out for long, he won’t give up his jersey easily!

When I find myself in trouble, Anis Mehmeti scores for me Scoring goals for City, Mehmeti And in my hour of darkness he's standing right in front of me Scoring goals for City, Mehmeti Mehmeti, Mehmeti, Mehmeti, Mehmeti Scoring goals for City, Mehmeti

In this context, pretty certain that CDM = Calm down mate!

I believe the Albanians import snow from Columbia

Its Albanian snow. Can occur regardless of the weather conditions!