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  1. Homer Simpson
    They must be gas.
  2. Homer Simpson
    Why is a pint of Thatchers 50% more at Ashton Gate than it is in this pub? Please.
  3. Homer Simpson
    Steve Torpedo.
  4. Homer Simpson
    Norman Hunter Killer Submarine.
  5. Homer Simpson
    That explains a lot.
  6. Homer Simpson
    Some excellent news. https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/joey-barton-wael-alqadi-bristol-6013548
  7. Homer Simpson
    Not the first time I have seen the words Famara and missing in the same sentence.
  8. Homer Simpson
    I hope to witness that.
  9. Homer Simpson
    You'd better tell him then, because he can here **** all.
  10. Homer Simpson
    Said Fammy looking at the goal, again.
  11. Homer Simpson
    They wont be "running towards adversity" when their hamstrings have gone.
  12. Homer Simpson
    Crikey, when your lucks out it's out. Did they catch whoever done that to their pitch?
  13. Homer Simpson
    **** me, if this is community service I would have tried for a custodial sentence.
  14. Homer Simpson
    They are. Smash is the one that headbutts mini buses, and Grab is their top boob cricket player.
  15. Homer Simpson
    They've got a covid outbreak now. Apparently first time they've passed to one another this season.
  16. Homer Simpson
    So it's going to Dragon and on.
  17. Homer Simpson
    That'll make them hard to beat. Very stiff competition indeed.
  18. Homer Simpson
    Surely due a second pen.
  19. Homer Simpson
    This is funny, hope the link works. https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/16861/poster-near-mem
  20. Homer Simpson
    Can't even use those now, they keep losing their matches.
  21. Homer Simpson
    They thought they had pochettino on the cheap months ago, but ended up with another portakabin.
  22. Homer Simpson
    I think you'll find that after this was brought to his attention he topped himself. Murder and incest he could handle, but the shame of that image was just too much.
  23. Homer Simpson
    No high-sixe's for Norwich fans.
  24. Homer Simpson
    Anyone in the Horefield area say they were just going to check if they're tent had blown away?
  25. Homer Simpson
    You are forgiven this, but I doubt you would ever be forgiven if you miss the train.
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