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Homer Simpson

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  1. BREAKING NEWS. Loftus-Cheek to sue Bristol Rovers for everything they own. Because he wants to go camping next week.
  2. Baking hot here in Jamaica. 11am and a free bar, this may not end well. Damn you Bristol City and your mega hangovers.
  3. Chelsea boys Probably looked at the fixture and thought they didn't have a first team game tonight.
  4. Walk my dog there every day, got to be a Village green. Then I get in the car drive to Emersons Green and walk my dog again. Another Village Green. Dog's bloody knackered.
  5. Goes to show just how wealthy the gas chairman is. 200 tickets left for beamback. I have to get back from Scunny by chuffing car.
  6. They had to tie double bows in the guy ropes to get the safety certificate.
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