Homer Simpson

That will explain their attendances, surely a couple of zeros left off though.

30 years sounds about right, thats when I got my first set of white patio furniture.

They are a bit goal shy.

They could take their mother and sister as well, still only need a 2 seater.

And stands in the middle of the Atyeo while doing it.

How would we tell?

Is that one and a half months, or are you just making overtures?

When Horseworld opened on Stockwood lane all sags in Stockwood were asked to leave.

Reports coming in that the sags are going to launch a complaint to the EFL. They are saying that the horse clearly dived and should have been sent off. They want the match replayed, saying that Oxford must play with 10 men (standard gas opposition) because the dive was a sending off offence, also the match must be started with a penalty to the home side as the horse was in it's box at the time.

Don't you mean "Mind the gap".

Don't worry about the drips, they're on the terraces. And if it's raining the water will be upto your waist anyway.

They worked on the ground all day to make sure it was safe. Apparently they doubled up on guy ropes and put the patio furniture in the unusable pasty hut.

Butterflies don't live long, but I'm sure another little gas maggot will be along shortly.

They have been boycotting there own ground for years.

Beat me to it.

On radio bristol now.

That's not an away trip. They're moving house.

And the Russians have released pictures of the system.

Dumping waste out of the league?

Typing this through tears of laughter. Sounds like he got "eye balled" by rovers chief talent spotter. So it's not just our biased view, they really are a laughing stock.

Apparently the revolution has started. #mindthegap http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/9813/9-302-average-crowd

Pitch and Floodlight pylon look about right.

Well done keep up the good work.

Why not? When you read some of the rubbish on here. At least this thread makes me laugh, sometimes. As has been said many, many times. If you don't want to read it just skip past. Whats the problem?

I can't believe that this thread has slipped to page 2.