Homer Simpson

I resemble that remark.

Needed cheering up after Tuesday so took a rare look at the league 1 table, that helped. Then looked at the league position of the sags last 2 opponents who they could not beat at home. Going to be a good season all around, bring on Derby. COYR.

They left the league better than us. I watched us try but they were better at it. Also think there bonfires are better than ours. They had a small one at Twerton but the Eastville one was a biggy.

BREAKING NEWS. Loftus-Cheek to sue Bristol Rovers for everything they own. Because he wants to go camping next week.

Baking hot here in Jamaica. 11am and a free bar, this may not end well. Damn you Bristol City and your mega hangovers.

Chelsea boys Probably looked at the fixture and thought they didn't have a first team game tonight.

Walk my dog there every day, got to be a Village green. Then I get in the car drive to Emersons Green and walk my dog again. Another Village Green. Dog's bloody knackered.

55k. Not big enough.

Goes to show just how wealthy the gas chairman is. 200 tickets left for beamback. I have to get back from Scunny by chuffing car.

They had to tie double bows in the guy ropes to get the safety certificate.