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13 minutes ago, Dark Wood Covert said:

Finally decided to lift the boycott on the rugby?

Looks like they haven't lifted the boycott on their own home games yet.....will they ever sell out such a small tented village?!

19 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said:

I think you might find it's actually "misspelled ", not "mis-spelled".

Best to get your own house in order before trashing others.

Reasonable come back to be fair but at least I didn't print my error on thousands of pieces of merchandise....!

6 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

Only if the game is at Wembley. 

Or 'Wembly' as they once mis-spelled it on merchandise when they got there....you cannot choreograph comedy like that - they constantly cheer me up!

Stay strong mate, best wishes...

A shepherd said to me 'I've got 26 sheep can you help me round them up?'

I said 'sure, let's call it's 30'.....

40 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

In all honesty I think you`re right you have been `lucky` up to now.....

Too right they have been lucky....how many games have they won without getting a pen or an opposing player sent off?!

And that pen they got against Walsall was a disgrace, contact was three yards outside the area.

Before any sag on here calls me bitter........you don't deserve the luck you've had so far because you play in a tented village, you boast about away followings that are pure fantasy, you think fans of every other club love you, you truly believe your owner is richer than ours, you ridicule our new stadium when you secretly would love to have the same, you worship a striker who showed such a woeful lack of class when scoring against a club he'd agreed to join, you believe your kit is world famous and unique.......I could go on and on....

Hopefully the phrase I hate comes true - "luck evens itself out over a season" - if that is true they are f*cked...

On 6 October 2016 at 20:03, SalisburyRed said:

Dopey's new training drill was a bit of a failure to be honest. He placed 11 dustbins on the pitch for he sags to dribble around. After a quarter of an hour the bins were 2-0 up. Then Taylor dived and got one sent off.

Dopey walked into a tobacconist, stood at the counter and looked at the sales assistant. 

'Can I help you sir?' she asked.

'Yes, have you got ten Players? squeaked Dopey...

59 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said:

They should spend less time boasting about their away followings and questioning why they only get 8,000 at home games, how embarrassing to take 4,000 to Chelsea when they only get double that at home

We took more to Anfield in 1994 than we had at our previous home game, against Notts Co I think it was. That's embarrassing...

47 minutes ago, cynic said:

718 !

After all their boasting ?

Pikey in the pub Sunday saying he's got a full mini bus going to Oldham and reckons they'll sell their allocation of 1,600...then later asked if anyone fancied going on his bus as there's a couple of seats spare. Sums it up nicely.

They're like Jay in the Inbetweeners, with Neil being their manager.

 

They're saying on their forum that their real average away following is well over 1,000 because their abandoned match vs Swindon should have counted....

1 minute ago, Southstandoriginal said:

And Northampton

It's quite a long list isn't it! But hang on, they sold out 100% of their away allocations in the Conference and last season too according to the clown who came on here - so those tables must have been compiled by a 'pesky 'ted' - surely the 4k they took to Chelsea follow them away every week?!

27 minutes ago, cidercity1987 said:

Less away fans than Burton Albion 

And AFC Wimbledon...

4 hours ago, The Joker said:

Bet you told hollowhead that when on the famous bus top tour of kingswood he announced the only good city fan is a dead un, look to your own skeletor in closets before you preach on here idiot.

 

To be fair Holloway didn't say that did he? What he did say was pretty hilarious now we can look back though! They've really kicked on from that 'achievement' haven't they??!!!

17 hours ago, NOTBLUE said:

Had a sag say to me today that we were just a franchise team playing at trashton gate,the mind absolutely boggles.

Ask them what 'franchise' means if it happens again. That's what I do and they haven't got an answer, they don't actually know what the word means and just seem to mumble some b0llox about MK Dons and Wimbledon...

It's laughable!

20 minutes ago, Super said:

I see they go to Northampton tomorrow still remember 1998 when they met in the playoffs and after 3-1 first leg home win lots booked coaches for the final at Wembley!

Remember that well! Laughed for weeks! And I also recall they had a monstrous home crowd at the Mem of just over 9,000 for the first leg - couldn't even sell out for a play off game with promotion at stake!

Funnily enough, didn't Grimsby beat Northampton in the Final that year? "Print that b@stard Dopey".....

My favourite time on a clock face? 6.30 hands down...

Someone threw some Omega 3 pills at me, luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.....

14 hours ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

Rovers first visit to bramall lane in god knows how long and only 800 odd thats ******* terrible.

Just for all the gas that read this thread thought i might show the link of the league one forum. Plenty of dislike for the gas here snd apparently rovers took only 1 k to sheff wed first time in 20 odd years whilsy we took 4,600 hmmmmmm.............

 

http://www.onefootballforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/blades-vs-gas.12630/

 

 

Some clown on that site saying they averaged 1,300 away last season when they 'finished 3rd in league one' - a) that 1,300 figure is rubbish b) he doesn't even know what division they were in last season! Utterly hilarious as usual!

2 minutes ago, Iron Man said:

Oh when the City win, and the tent stealing methane snorters lose.....

but at least they took more fans to Sheffield than us, much more important of course.

Pity they don't take many to their own home games...

1 hour ago, Ivorguy said:

Sorry auto correct changed it!  Weird or what?

It is weird, my autocorrect changes Akinde to 'A Kindle'....not Akinfenwa

1 hour ago, The Joker said:

Slags chopped down to size by the blades, ha ha ha

Did they take their usual thousands to an away game? As the joker on here said recently they 'sold out every away allocation last season' so surely they had around 4,000 at Bramall Lane tonight?!

Edit: when I said 'the joker on here said...' I didn't mean you The Joker, I meant the clueless sag making ridiculous claims...unfortunate choice of phrase! A Freudian slip!

35 minutes ago, BRFC_Gas said:

Only due to their own failings.

So  by that (#tedlogic) does that mean if either were to get relegated again that instantly makes us better? Of course not you belter.

You will never make the Premiership as you are bottlers for the big occasions. Considering you have a billionaire covering your debts I'd be asking why a club like Bournemouth  can buy their way in but you still struggle in the league below, and best players are borrowed. I guess Lansdown already has the Premiership club he always wanted...

If you are so far ahead of little old Rovers why do you still deem us important enough to have this as your top 5 threads each day, even after 2 successive promotions and sitting in a league you were struggling in not that long ago under Mcwinless?

If any other club needed proof what a narrow minded lot you are then a look through this thread is all they would need.

Anyway, you can all go back to admiring your dicks in a mirror, just make sure its the right way around as you may be looking at the magnified side.

 

Couple of things - there isn't a division called the 'Premiership' and Derek McInnes didn't manage us in League One.....if you're gonna have a go, please check your facts

1 minute ago, ChippenhamRed said:

Surely he can't mean that?! Great win and everything but we're not at Palace / Hartlepool levels are we. Depends how old you are and how many games you've been to I suppose.

Absolutely! For me Bradford away in 1989 League Cup quarter final was just amazing and it's hard to beat that...

17 minutes ago, Griffin said:

Decent game today, atmosphere was the best I've been to, didn't stop all game. Pint in the George & Dragon then a nice trip back home.

Genuine question! It was the best atmosphere you've ever experienced at a game? 

4 minutes ago, EstoniaTallinnRed said:

Pattison gets a yellow. for what?

Dunno, who does he play for?

1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Interesting to see that over a week later Gasheads are still plucking imaginary totals out of the sky for our away following at Hillsborough.

307 is a new figure as far as I'm aware, they "GOTA" beat it. Not sure why they've got to beat it? it wouldn't prove anything, it's not like ST sales or average attendances. Presumably tiny 'victories' like this are the only thing that prevents some of them from shitting themselves with rage every day, remember how many of them were spanking the monkey after their 'invasion' of Nottingham last season? I almost pity them for feeling so inferior that it matters so much.

Such a funny little club. 

 

 

It was officially 407 wasn't it? Not a bad effort on a Tuesday up there. Their game vs The Blades - will they get a massive 500 to follow them like they took to Bradford on a Saturday!!