When you think your new stadium will be a hit, but your stuck in a shitpit that’s Bristol Rovers!
When only Spurs spend more on a stadium upgrades, but your stands are made in a few days, that’s Bristol Rovers.
When you log on to Gaschat, because you’re a thick prat, that’s Bristol Rovers!
When you spout total crap, and you’re minding the gap, that’s Bristol Rovers!
When you make up stories, of imaginary glories, that’s Bristol Rovers!
I’m done now, honestly!