Admin Maesknoll Red Posted April 16, 2004 Admin Report Share Posted April 16, 2004 Psychiatric Hotline Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline Telephone Dialing Instructions: If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1...repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are a paranoid-delusional, there is no need to press anything. We already know who you are and what you want. If you are schizophrenic, listen very carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press. No one will answer you. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bristol_Babe Posted April 16, 2004 Report Share Posted April 16, 2004 Not very funny but being a student of Psychology, it gives some sort of view as to what people with such disorders have to deal with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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