Admin Maesknoll Red Posted April 16, 2004 Admin Report Share Posted April 16, 2004 The following quotes are taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians: She has no rigors or shaking chills but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities Skin: somewhat pale but present The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead The lab test indicated abnormal lover function Examination of genitalia revealed that he is circus sized I saw your patient yesterday, who is still under our car for physical therapy She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches Patient was seen in consultation with Mr Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better Patient has chest pain if she lays on her left side for over a year On the second day the knee was better and on the third it had completely disappeared The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983 The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears depressed Discharge status: alive but without permission Healthy-appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful The patient refused an autopsy The patient has no past history of suicide The patient expired on the floor uneventfully Patient has left his white cells at another hospital The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant, with only a 40-lb weight gain in the past 3 days She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in different directions in early December Between you and me we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant The patient was in his usual good state of health until his aeroplane ran out of fuel and crashed She is numb from her toes down The skin was moist and dry Patient was alert and unresponsive When she fainted her eyes rolled around the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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