Craig Richardson

[wookey]

... has ordered 4 tons of sand for the pitch.

Is that a good sign?

[Bristolface]

... has ordered 4 tons of sand for the pitch.

Is that a good sign?

4 tons of sand over the kind of area a pitch covers is nothing, it will just be used to help aid drainage after the pitch has a aerator run over it.

[Guest MaloneFM]

4 tons of sand over the kind of area a pitch covers is nothing, it will just be used to help aid drainage after the pitch has a aerator run over it.

Edward, its a clear night, get out a telescope. Just to the right of the north star...see it? Moving object? It's whats called in celestial circles a 'joke'.

And that's the altitude it's just cleared your head.

Well done old man.

[Gazred]

I saw Gary Johnson wearing a Fez today.

[Southport Red]

I saw Gary Johnson wearing a Fez today.

And he smokes Camels... ooh err Missus

[Bristolface]

Edward, its a clear night, get out a telescope. Just to the right of the north star...see it? Moving object? It's whats called in celestial circles a 'joke'.

And that's the altitude it's just cleared your head.

Well done old man.

Ahh it's been a long day in meetings, with dull people my humour has been switched off, Thanks Malone, but seriosly 4tons in't going to make him feel at home hehe

[Guest MaloneFM]

Was Gary in his car near the Atyeo gates? Was he told to 'toot and come in?'

(Ok Edward, Tutankhamun was known as the boy king of ancient Egypt and it kind of sounds like toot and come in. Not Toots and the Maytals. Different Toots. Please for gods sake remember that when you re-tell this joke later ok?)

And Edward, feel free to call me uncle. If the lower orders on here are given permission I can't see the the problem with you doing it as well.