CiderSomerset Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Wouldn't sound right, it must rhyme with chap. He makes Drogba look like cr4p? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21. Marcham Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Dolman D Block, glad to be of service, really excited about this signing, much more than I was about Lee T. Atyeo H, this season then EE when I'm 16 next season I agree about being more excited than the trundle transfer. However, i feel that fans will expect big things from his instantly. It will be very hard moving for a relatively unknown team in a Egyptian league that lacks quality. Into the second tier of English football. Especially if we all expect the club to go one step further and achieve automatic promotion. Give him a few weeks/months to settle in with the culture, surroundings, the overall set up of the club and our style of formation and play. Let him gel with all the players, learn how they play. And he will be our next cult hero in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21. Marcham Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 He makes Drogba look like cr4p? Another great suggestion, i feel abit of a competition coming on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderSomerset Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Another great suggestion, i feel abit of a competition coming on No competition on this one mate, lets get this lad a cracking song that everyone will sing Its not far off as it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Another great suggestion, i feel abit of a competition coming on My version is clearly better we don't need to attack Drogba in the song, . Just interested in getting a good song sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21. Marcham Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Not a serious suggestion, but this line rhymes, sounds good, and also attacks drogba.... "he's not a diving tw4t" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radstock Red Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Ohhhhh Emad Meteb's magic, He wears a fez on his head, He plays for Bristol City, He is the Egyptian Red!, He came here on his camel, He parked it round the back, He bangs in 30 a season, He's leading our attack!......... OR Ohhhhh Emad Meteb's magic, He wears a fez on his head, He plays for Bristol City, He is the Egyptian Red!, He came here on his camel, It shit all over the Mem, He scores 30 a season, He's leading us to the Prem..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouieDane Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 He's our pahroh, He's our pharoh, whoahh whoaahhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westred1 Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Ahem..... "Emad, Emad, Emad. Emad, Emad Meteb! He's got a camel, he's great, and he plays down the gate, Emad, Emad Meteb!!!" To the tune of the entertainer! (The old Agostino song) Keeping the say words but different tune. How about this but to the tune of 'Viva Ronaldo'? Emad Meteb, Emad Meteb. He's got a camel, he's great, And he plays down the gate, Emad Meteb, Emad Meteb. Block B Dolman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jism123 Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Every time the tinman song comes up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f block dolam Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Ahem..... "Emad, Emad, Emad. Emad, Emad Meteb! He's got a camel, he's great, and he plays down the gate, Emad, Emad Meteb!!!" To the tune of the entertainer! (The old Agostino song) i like this one rolls off the tunge better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Can I offer not only the worst but also the least tasteful??? To the tune of 'let's go effing mental'... Cureton's a p**do, But Emad's mates with Mido la la la la, la la la la OK, it was the only Egyptyan-related rhyme I could come up with!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 YES!!!! I've got an even worse one, I feel inspired today: To the tune of He's Got A Pineapple On His Head... He's got nine camels in his shed He's got nine camels in his shed He's going to score goals til he's dead He is Emad Meteb!!! Man I'm good at this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciderhead87 Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 To the tune of 'let's go effing mental'... Cureton's a p**do, But Emad's mates with Mido la la la la, la la la la Made me chuckle that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS5_RED Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Unoriginal & indeed straighforward. Pharaoh. Pharaoh. Pharaoh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DanC Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 All night I've been singing, We got an egyptian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chessels Chick Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 All night I've been singing, We got an egyptian. All night I've been signing Eeez a good, Eeez a good, Eeez .... and that's where my song writing ability ends!! Can anyone finish this off?? (to the tune of Ebeneezer Goode by the Shamen for anyone whose interested) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olé Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 His name is Emad Me-teb, We found him on the world wide web La La La Laaaa La La La Laaaa We flew him in from Cai-ro, He signed on with a biro La-La La Laaaa La-La La Laaaa We got our news from E-gypt, cos Gary was staying tight-lipped La-La La Laaaa La-La La Laaaa He's not as fat as Mi-do, It means he'll get a game though La-La La Laaaa La-La La Laaaa He grew up in the des-ert, He'll make City a dead cert La-La La Laaaa La-La La Laaaa He comes from near the Red Sea, And now he is a Red, see La-La La Laaaa La-La La Laaaa (continues until bored etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZedRed Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 To the Basso tune..he saves to the left, he saves to the right... He came from the East to play in the West Emad Meteb is Citys George Best BELIEVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Unoriginal & indeed straighforward. Pharaoh. Pharaoh. Pharaoh. Quite like the simplicity - would definately catch on but does he deserve something a bit more special?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezgimed Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 To the Basso tune..he saves to the left, he saves to the right... He came from the East to play in the West Emad Meteb is Citys George Best BELIEVE don't think she should be comparing him to Best. Wouldnt want em mentioned in the same breath as I'm sure Emad isnt an alcoholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 I've heard people adapting the Torres song to fit, it sounded pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here's my shot at it to the sone Amore - like what was done for Zamora when he was good: When the ball hits the goal it's not phillips and co it's the Pharaoh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Meteb Woaaah Meteb Woaaah He came here from Egypt He thinks the Gas are Sh!t!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondsbury_red Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 I've heard people adapting the Torres song to fit, it sounded pretty good. one to the torres tune would be good better than every new player being linked with the tinnion song. anyone got any ideas for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el sawah mahmoud Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 i don't wanna be bad or any thing those are really great songs but .... this camel thing i don't kow about it but i can assure you that he may have seen it twice or more in his whole life maybe if we try his falcon instead wait what about his horse yeaaaaaaah great effort guys hope he can score 36 goals this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radstock Red Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Ooh Emad comes from Egypt, He wears Tommy Cooper's Hat, He plays for Bristol City, He scores 'Just like that!'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21. Marcham Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 He scores from the left, He scores from the righttttt! That bloke from Egypt, makes Cardiff look sh1te! (could change the team to any with two sillables), To the tune of the ronaldo song BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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