BITW Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Well Sammy Igoe scored at Both Wembley and the Mellenium Igoe is a w*nk*r, He used to play in Blue and white, he was one of their best, even though he is s*ite, One day he went to bournemouth, when he found out he had a stalker, he couldnt find a shirt to fit, hes fatter than richard walker, Even though his stalkers young, she followed him every day, he really couldnt bring himself, to tell her he was gay, he knew that she'd be sad, but deep down he didnt care, Because he had a box of cream cakes and he wasn't willing to share Its so nice being part of a serious, mature forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igoe4 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Igoe is a w*nk*r, He used to play in Blue and white, he was one of their best, even though he is s*ite, One day he went to bournemouth, when he found out he had a stalker, he couldnt find a shirt to fit, hes fatter than richard walker, Even though his stalkers young, she followed him every day, he really couldnt bring himself, to tell her he was gay, he knew that she'd be sad, but deep down he didnt care, Because he had a box of cream cakes and he wasn't willing to share Its so nice being part of a serious, mature forum How the hell is he fat? Actually the other week I went down to Bournemouth and saw him play against you lot.He gave me a kiss and a hug And also he was all over the sh!t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almondsbury_red Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 How the hell is he fat? Actually the other week I went down to Bournemouth and saw him play against you lot.He gave me a kiss and a hug And also he was all over the sh!t! o dear what a pathetic lil girl. packed your bag for big people school yet? make sue they don't bully you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 How the hell is he fat? Actually the other week I went down to Bournemouth and saw him play against you lot.He gave me a kiss and a hug And also he was all over the sh!t! Interesting, know one else seemed to notice he was playing. Which is surprising considerng his build I know people, I shouldn't be resorting to this. case closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryskip Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Is Igoe the one with the short arms? Sorry for my ignorance but all you lot look the same to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igoe4 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 o dear what a pathetic lil girl. packed your bag for big people school yet? make sue they don't bully you I'm 13 going into year 9!! also how am I pathetic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityMikk Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 How the hell is he fat? Actually the other week I went down to Bournemouth and saw him play against you lot.He gave me a kiss and a hug And also he was all over the sh!t! A Bristol Rovers player kissing and hugging A young girl,Now where have we heard that before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redtilldead Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 How the hell is he fat? Actually the other week I went down to Bournemouth and saw him play against you lot.He gave me a kiss and a hug And also he was all over the sh!t! Please Please Please stop posting on our forum, we have had enough stalkers on here to last a life time, but to get some stupid delinquent sag on here posting about some sh!te player who has left the sags behind is just too much, please understand you are not in the least bit interesting or funny. P.S Your obsession with Bristol City just goes to show how sad you sad sad sags are, just get over it, we are now, and will always be the Top team in Bristol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igoe4 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 A Bristol Rovers player kissing and hugging A young girl,Now where have we heard that before? What do ya mean? He knows my name and he knows my dad and I gave him a christmas card and a Birthday Card. Oh yea.and heres the website I made on him.Sign the guestbook if you want. Click here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igoe4 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Please Please Please stop posting on our forum, we have had enough stalkers on here to last a life time, but to get some stupid delinquent sag on here posting about some sh!te player who has left the sags behind is just too much, please understand you are not in the least bit interesting or funny. P.S Your obsession with Bristol City just goes to show how sad you sad sad sags are, just get over it, we are now, and will always be the Top team in Bristol I'm not trying to be interesting OR funny!!! I think I could be obsessed with the shit? haha thats quite funny! You the top team in Bristol? I don't think so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryskip Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 What do ya mean? He knows my name and he knows my dad and I gave him a christmas card and a Birthday Card. Oh yea.and heres the website I made on him.Sign the guestbook if you want. Click here Not sure how this thread has turned into the Sammy 'Little Arms' Igoe thread but it stops here, so... It's nice to know your here, nice to know your here nice to know your here now CH OUGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I'm not trying to be interesting OR funny!!! I think I could be obsessed with the shit? haha thats quite funny! You the top team in Bristol? I don't think so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igoe4 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Not sure how this thread has turned into the Sammy 'Little Arms' Igoe thread but it stops here, so... It's nice to know your here, nice to know your here nice to know your here now CH OUGH! What does CH OUGH mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 What does CH OUGH mean? Fack Awf Good advice I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlicbread Posted August 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Can we not get this freak banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Can we not get this freak banned? Here here. Its like a mini s*rahB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igoe4 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Here here. Its like a mini s*rahB Who's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy234 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Can anyone remember, sung to our fine police force Who's that copper with the helmet on, Dixon, Dixon Who's that copper with the helmet on, Dixon of dock green. On the beat all day, on the wife all night Who's that copper with the helmet on, Dixon, of dock green. :sofa: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jon Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I'm not trying to be interesting OR funny!!! I think I could be obsessed with the shit? haha thats quite funny! You the top team in Bristol? I don't think so! Lets see Bristol Rovers struggle down in leage 1[/b] and have no class about there dump they call a ground As ware the Red army known as Bristol City went to the playoffs finshing 4 have a exremly better ground which has grass there for meaning Bristol Rovers willl always be in our shadow as were the better side case closed excuse the spelling dislxic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockin-robin Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I couldn't disagree more. That song, although slow, is full of passion and shows the belief and solidarity that the club has built with the fans over the past few years. The feeling that we're all in this together, that that song brings, makes the hair stand up on the back of me neck! I can only imagine the message of "we're with you, we're behind you and we believe in you" transfers quite well to the pitch and has a positive effect. That's one song that should never die. Well said that man. I couldnt agree more. Not only that, its an easy song to sing and remember. Not everyone is going to know all the words to these other songs that are long and drawn out! Plus, singing songs about "hitting someone over the head with a baseball bat" is not going to really motivate the players is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igoe4 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Lets see Bristol Rovers struggle down in leage 1[/b] and have no class about there dump they call a ground As ware the Red army known as Bristol City went to the playoffs finshing 4 have a exremly better ground which has grass there for meaning Bristol Rovers willl always be in our shadow as were the better side case closed excuse the spelling dislxic Well our grass is better now And your ground is The shit hole also known as Traston Gate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City fan 1982 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Speaking of wrong but funny, can remember it being sung a long time ago, My old man he played 7 we love the man who stabbed big devon... The song went through from 1 to 8 or 9 I think but that's the line that stuck, anyone remember the rest? my old man he played eight penrice likes to masturbate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlicbread Posted August 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 How about this..... Posh Spice is a Slapper She takes it up the Asso And whens she's S*&ging Beckham She dreams of SUper Basso Ohhh Basso Ohhhhh Basso Ohh Basso Ohhhhh Basso Posh Spice is a Slapper She really is a w h o r e And whens she's S*&ging Beckham She dreams of Bradley Orr Hes an Orr Hes an Orr Bradley Bradley Bradley Bradley Orr! Posh Spice is a Slapper Her F anny is quite Hairy And whens she's S*&ging Beckham She dreams of Louis Carey Louis Louis Louis Carey Woo-oooooooh Posh Spice is a Slapper She really is a S lut And whens she's S*&ging Beckham She dreams of Elliot Nana nana nana na na na Marvin Elliot Elliot Marvin Elliot Posh Spice is a Slapper With tits Like Simon Cowell And whens she's S*&ging Beckham She dreams of Ivan Sproule Posh Spice is a Slapper She really is a Ho And whens she's S*&ging Beckham She dreams of Mc - in - doe Posh Spice is a Slapper She dresses like a Hooker And whens she's S*&ging Beckham She dreams of Stevie Brooker Stevie Stevie Brooker Stevie Stevie Brooker Posh Spice is a Slapper when shes on rum and Cola And whens she's S*&ging Beckham She dreams of Adebola Do Do Dooooo Dele Adebola Posh Spice is a Slapper She really is a moose And whens she's S*&ging Beckham She dreams of our Cole Skuse Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse Posh Spice is a Slapper Her farts smell like a curry And whens she's S*&ging Beckham She dreams of Scotty Murray Scott Scott Super Scott Scott Scott Super Scott Scott Scott Super Scott Super Scotty Murray Quality! (Bet you cant find a rhyme for Myrie-Williams!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Please ignore the sad sag. No more replies to her please. Anyway, back on subject, I recall this one from the dire mid-90's, to the tune of Waltzing Matilda, for our very own Aussie Paul Agostino : Paul Agostino, Paul Agostino, Floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee, He can tackle, he can pass, He can even score against the gas, He'll keep on scoring for Bristol City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkender78 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 what about the song that goes "sammy igoe is a horses ass"or "we gotta get rid of the gas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stillmorecider Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Quality! (Bet you cant find a rhyme for Myrie-Williams!) Posh Spice is a Slapper Whose bank is full of millions And when she's Sh&$ging Beckham She Dreams of Myrie-Williams! Thank You and Goodnight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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