Sir Colby-Tit Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 What could be more British than young Johnny and Billy enjoying a jolly game of conkers in the playground?* This glorious part of our heritage is being targeted by IMMIGRANT moths, while our INNOCENT CHILDREN sleep. The tiny Leaf Miner Larvae, ILLEGALLY entering from Greece and Macedonia, has been feasting on horse chestnut leaves, causing nuts to turn brown and fall before they are fully formed. According to the Forestry Commission, the moths are carried by the wind - but can also hitch a lift on CARS and LORRIES, whilst our "border patrols" sit back and do nothing. These invaders need to be rounded up and DEPORTED. It is now feared the invasion will hit the World Conker Championships, which is set to take place in Ashton, Northants, on October 12, whilst our idle politicians sit back and do NOTHING. Will the last one to leave the country please turn off the lights. *Hard hats, full body armour, goggles and gloves to be worn. Conker "strikes" to be simulated only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Maltshoveller Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 What could be more British than young Johnny and Billy enjoying a jolly game of conkers in the playground?* This glorious part of our heritage is being targeted by IMMIGRANT moths, while our INNOCENT CHILDREN sleep. The tiny Leaf Miner Larvae, ILLEGALLY entering from Greece and Macedonia, has been feasting on horse chestnut leaves, causing nuts to turn brown and fall before they are fully formed. According to the Forestry Commission, the moths are carried by the wind - but can also hitch a lift on CARS and LORRIES, whilst our "border patrols" sit back and do nothing. These invaders need to be rounded up and DEPORTED. It is now feared the invasion will hit the World Conker Championships, which is set to take place in Ashton, Northants, on October 12, whilst our idle politicians sit back and do NOTHING. Will the last one to leave the country please turn off the lights. *Hard hats, full body armour, goggles and gloves to be worn. Conker "strikes" to be simulated only. The question is Are the conker trees here illegally? They got into OUR country 500 years ago when kids on their summer holidays to Croatia and surrounding area sneeked them(conkers, not the whole tree) into thier suitcases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhyde Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 causing nuts to turn brown and fall before they are fully formed Causing nuts to turn into a nut of colour or and fall even though they are a nut of perfect form. You midget hating racist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 For the sake of all thats holy Colbers you must inform the Dail Mail, it's your duty as a maniac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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