The Rat

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Someone sent us this un! It made we laugh!

A City fan walked into a Chinese curio shop in Bristol. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking. The City fan decided he must have it.

He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"

Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is £12 for the rat, £100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.

The City fan quickly pulled out twelve pounds. "I'll just take the rat; you can keep the story".

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the City fan noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A couple of streets later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began quealing. Sweating now, the City fan began to trot towards the Docks. Again, after a couple of streets, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the Thousends, and were squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the dock and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the river. Amazingly, the thousends of rats all jumped into the river after the bronze rat, and were all drowned.

The City fan walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh," said the owner, "You have come back for story?"

No sir," said the city fan, "I came back to see if you have a bronze GASHEAD."

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Thats a good un

[Guest Cyprus_Red]

until the ending i thoguht wtf

quite funi though