greenun Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 I mean Cider! It's SO prolitarean isn't it? Hardly likely to attract the laydeees, with your tub thumping locals, in badly ironed shirts speaking in the vernacular. HOW COMMON! No, let's go for something a tad more modern like: Drink up thee Breezer Drink up thee Smirnoff Ice Drink up thee Vodka and Red Bull THERE! And no bitter aftertaste. That'll bring the girlies in, you mark my words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elko Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 All together now... Drink up thee Breezers, Drink up thee Breezers, For tonight we'll ladies be, We're going down the Gal'ries, To spend out husband's sal'ries, There's still more Breezers down the Spar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted April 25, 2004 Admin Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 I mean Cider! It's SO prolitarean isn't it? Hardly likely to attract the laydeees, with your tub thumping locals, in badly ironed shirts speaking in the vernacular. HOW COMMON! No, let's go for something a tad more modern like: Drink up thee Breezer Drink up thee Smirnoff Ice Drink up thee Vodka and Red Bull THERE! And no bitter aftertaste. That'll bring the girlies in, you mark my words. Have you forgotten to take your medication again.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N1 Jim Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 ECT(Electro convulsive therapy), Labotomy, Insulin therapy, Diadetic Behavoural therapy). Cognitive therapy, primal scream therapy, psychotherapy, art therapy, drama therapy. Anti psychotics, anti depressants, mood stabilisers. None of these would help this man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenun Posted April 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 ECT(Electro convulsive therapy), Labotomy, Insulin therapy, Diadetic Behavoural therapy). Cognitive therapy, primal scream therapy, psychotherapy, art therapy, drama therapy. Anti psychotics, anti depressants, mood stabilisers. None of these would help this man. Okay Jim, I give up. Just get me a pint of b***dy Natch WILL YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lydneyred Posted April 26, 2004 Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 My other half read this thread and spent ten minutes laughing his head off at the thought of me swapping a pint of thatchers for a breezer or smirnoff ice. Shopping at the Galleries? Rather be sat home, pint in hand watching Sky Sports thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted April 26, 2004 Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 Shopping at the Galleries? Rather be sat home, pint in hand watching Sky Sports thanks! Good gal :Party12: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted April 26, 2004 Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 There are already a large amount of girls/women going which is changing the face of City. For exmple City are having to expand the club shop and are planning to change a kiosk in the Atyeo to a nail saloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lydneyred Posted April 26, 2004 Report Share Posted April 26, 2004 For exmple City are having to expand the club shop and are planning to change a kiosk in the Atyeo to a nail saloon. After watching the City, we don't have any nails left most of the time, so it would be closed down after one game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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