Sir Colby-Tit Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Shortly after licking some fungus off the inside of my fridge door last night I entered into a mind-mapping, brain-storming, clear sky thinking out of the box state. It came to me that the answer to our midfield problem is to drop the lot of them. 4-4-2? 5-3-2? 3-5-2? 4-4-1-1? Pah, ladies and gentlemen (and Eamer), I give you the 5-5 formation: --------------------------Oh Basso--------------------------------------- B.Wilson----Boom Boom-----Scary Carey---Fontaine------McAllister Maynard-----Akinde------------Adebola----------John-------Magic Daps The service from midfield can't get any worse so time for a new tactic, which is; Basso rolls the ball out to Carey who goes one his "mazy" runs - but this time surrounded in a tight circle by the other four defenders. The four all puff out their chests and bare their teeth, snarling at any opposition player that dares to come anywhere near our Louis. I'm thinking shaved heads and facial tattoos would help here. When in the final third the four part like the Red Sea to allow Louis to put the ball through to our forward five. All five defenders then leg it back to their own half whilst our fine five forwards dazzle the opposition with their silky skills before scoring a sublime goal. Now I know that this idea will go down with some of you like a French kiss at a family reunion, but I ask you to put aside your formational prejudices and join me in the BS3 Football Revolution. Some quotes for you to chew on: "In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action" (Aristotle) "Better to do a little well, then a great deal badly" (Socrates) ''They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match.'' (Big Ron) "I'm a ####" (Ian Holloway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhatWill Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 "I'm a ####" (Ian Holloway) I'm pretty sure that quote was actually; "I'm a ####ing ####" (Ian Holloway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderSomerset Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Shortly after licking some fungus off the inside of my fridge door last night I entered into a mind-mapping, brain-storming, clear sky thinking out of the box state. It came to me that the answer to our midfield problem is to drop the lot of them. 4-4-2? 5-3-2? 3-5-2? 4-4-1-1? Pah, ladies and gentlemen (and Eamer), I give you the 5-5 formation: --------------------------Oh Basso--------------------------------------- B.Wilson----Boom Boom-----Scary Carey---Fontaine------McAllister Maynard-----Akinde------------Adebola----------John-------Magic Daps The service from midfield can't get any worse so time for a new tactic, which is; Basso rolls the ball out to Carey who goes one his "mazy" runs - but this time surrounded in a tight circle by the other four defenders. The four all puff out their chests and bare their teeth, snarling at any opposition player that dares to come anywhere near our Louis. I'm thinking shaved heads and facial tattoos would help here. When in the final third the four part like the Red Sea to allow Louis to put the ball through to our forward five. All five defenders then leg it back to their own half whilst our fine five forwards dazzle the opposition with their silky skills before scoring a sublime goal. Now I know that this idea will go down with some of you like a French kiss at a family reunion, but I ask you to put aside your formational prejudices and join me in the BS3 Football Revolution. Some quotes for you to chew on: "In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action" (Aristotle) "Better to do a little well, then a great deal badly" (Socrates) ''They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match.'' (Big Ron) "I'm a ####" (Ian Holloway) Sir Colby Tit - I believe you have the answer, why oh why could Sir Gary not see that!! :goingup: Only one problem though.. We are going to be buggered when Louis is not playing.... :noexpression: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 why oh why could Sir Gary not see that!! Sometimes one cannot see the wood for the trees. Only one problem though.. We are going to be buggered when Louis is not playing.... :noexpression: Louis would never be injured or suspended again as no opposition player would get within spitting distance of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeoffA Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 The voice of reason at last! best post on here for ages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4eveREDDy Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 The voice of reason at last! best post on here for ages! And how much is GJ being paid not to come up with such an astute line up as that, HOW MUCH !!!, shocking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 --------------------------Oh Basso--------------------------------------- B.Wilson----Boom Boom-----Scary Carey---Fontaine------McAllister Maynard-----Akinde------------Adebola----------John-------Magic Daps GENIUS - GJ this is the answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Shortly after licking some fungus off the inside of my fridge door last night I entered into a mind-mapping, brain-storming, clear sky thinking out of the box state. It came to me that the answer to our midfield problem is to drop the lot of them. 4-4-2? 5-3-2? 3-5-2? 4-4-1-1? Pah, ladies and gentlemen (and Eamer), I give you the 5-5 formation: --------------------------Oh Basso--------------------------------------- B.Wilson----Boom Boom-----Scary Carey---Fontaine------McAllister Maynard-----Akinde------------Adebola----------John-------Magic Daps The service from midfield can't get any worse so time for a new tactic, which is; Awesome best post for a while now! Can't help but think of that Harry Enfield sketch http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QwbJlGpKiC8 Everyone behind the ball, that Finney guy reminds me a bit of Mcindoe!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderSomerset Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Very true SCT... Louis is pivotal in ensuring the success of this formation... Maybe we should save it until the Pompey match and suprise them with our new found tactic... We could win the Cup!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Shortly after licking some fungus off the inside of my fridge door last night I entered into a mind-mapping, brain-storming, clear sky thinking out of the box state. It came to me that the answer to our midfield problem is to drop the lot of them. 4-4-2? 5-3-2? 3-5-2? 4-4-1-1? Pah, ladies and gentlemen (and Eamer), I give you the 5-5 formation: --------------------------Oh Basso--------------------------------------- B.Wilson----Boom Boom-----Scary Carey---Fontaine------McAllister Maynard-----Akinde------------Adebola----------John-------Magic Daps The service from midfield can't get any worse so time for a new tactic, which is; Basso rolls the ball out to Carey who goes one his "mazy" runs - but this time surrounded in a tight circle by the other four defenders. The four all puff out their chests and bare their teeth, snarling at any opposition player that dares to come anywhere near our Louis. I'm thinking shaved heads and facial tattoos would help here. When in the final third the four part like the Red Sea to allow Louis to put the ball through to our forward five. All five defenders then leg it back to their own half whilst our fine five forwards dazzle the opposition with their silky skills before scoring a sublime goal. Now I know that this idea will go down with some of you like a French kiss at a family reunion, but I ask you to put aside your formational prejudices and join me in the BS3 Football Revolution. Some quotes for you to chew on: "In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action" (Aristotle) "Better to do a little well, then a great deal badly" (Socrates) ''They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match.'' (Big Ron) "I'm a ####" (Ian Holloway) No place for LJohnson in the back five? Or the front five? Or goal? Why can't people like you see that Lee is just the player to knit together the back and front fives???? Clueless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Shortly after licking some fungus off the inside of my fridge door last night I entered into a mind-mapping, brain-storming, clear sky thinking out of the box state. It came to me that the answer to our midfield problem is to drop the lot of them. 4-4-2? 5-3-2? 3-5-2? 4-4-1-1? Pah, ladies and gentlemen (and Eamer), I give you the 5-5 formation: --------------------------Oh Basso--------------------------------------- B.Wilson----Boom Boom-----Scary Carey---Fontaine------McAllister Maynard-----Akinde------------Adebola----------John-------Magic Daps The service from midfield can't get any worse so time for a new tactic, which is; Basso rolls the ball out to Carey who goes one his "mazy" runs - but this time surrounded in a tight circle by the other four defenders. The four all puff out their chests and bare their teeth, snarling at any opposition player that dares to come anywhere near our Louis. I'm thinking shaved heads and facial tattoos would help here. When in the final third the four part like the Red Sea to allow Louis to put the ball through to our forward five. All five defenders then leg it back to their own half whilst our fine five forwards dazzle the opposition with their silky skills before scoring a sublime goal. Now I know that this idea will go down with some of you like a French kiss at a family reunion, but I ask you to put aside your formational prejudices and join me in the BS3 Football Revolution. Some quotes for you to chew on: "In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action" (Aristotle) "Better to do a little well, then a great deal badly" (Socrates) ''They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match.'' (Big Ron) "I'm a ####" (Ian Holloway) You're a genius Sir Colby. Your recommendations will shine through as rays of hope and inspiration to a beleaguered Gary Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich i e Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Shortly after licking some fungus off the inside of my fridge door last night I entered into a mind-mapping, brain-storming, clear sky thinking out of the box state. It came to me that the answer to our midfield problem is to drop the lot of them. 4-4-2? 5-3-2? 3-5-2? 4-4-1-1? Pah, ladies and gentlemen (and Eamer), I give you the 5-5 formation: --------------------------Oh Basso--------------------------------------- B.Wilson----Boom Boom-----Scary Carey---Fontaine------McAllister Maynard-----Akinde------------Adebola----------John-------Magic Daps The service from midfield can't get any worse so time for a new tactic, which is; Basso rolls the ball out to Carey who goes one his "mazy" runs - but this time surrounded in a tight circle by the other four defenders. The four all puff out their chests and bare their teeth, snarling at any opposition player that dares to come anywhere near our Louis. I'm thinking shaved heads and facial tattoos would help here. When in the final third the four part like the Red Sea to allow Louis to put the ball through to our forward five. All five defenders then leg it back to their own half whilst our fine five forwards dazzle the opposition with their silky skills before scoring a sublime goal. Now I know that this idea will go down with some of you like a French kiss at a family reunion, but I ask you to put aside your formational prejudices and join me in the BS3 Football Revolution. Some quotes for you to chew on: "In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action" (Aristotle) "Better to do a little well, then a great deal badly" (Socrates) ''They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match.'' (Big Ron) "I'm a ####" (Ian Holloway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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