WTFiGO!?! Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Don't worry though.... .. The Schit Family History is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt. So, now if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but everyone on the Schitt list! Now you know s**t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Did we not? Who was that Peruvian that we had on trial that Johnson said was ok until he played against some decent players? Didn't sign any foreign midfielder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 A mod threatening a poor hopeless poster. Whatever next? Bristol Rovers winning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 fortune teller, works for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Didn't sign any foreign midfielder. But absolutely no-one can say with certainty that a player will be signing - not even GJ - that's been proven in the past. So I'm not sure what the point you're trying to make with regards to Yessir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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