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havanatopia Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Rovers attempts to cover up the start of reconstruction at the Memorial Stadium were blown to pieces this afternoon when Nick Higgs and Edward Ware were seen at Jewsons in Glenfrome Rd loading bags of cement & breeze blocks into a blue and white pick up. During a hastily convened press conference in the back room of the Alma Arms Barry “Boycie” Bradshaw confirmed that indeed a start had been made. He was delighted a number of new facilities were being added to the original plans. An “honesty box” would replace turnstiles to enable fans to pay what they thought was an appropriate amount for the entertainment on offer. A gaming room would be added to the facilities for which local employment agency N Raged were currently recruiting croupiers. Fans merely needed to deposit their bank details and pin number at reception and sit back to enjoy the fun. Any winnings would be automatically credited to their share scheme account. Another first for Rovers would be “fast food football” through which a range of piping hot snacks from around the world could be ready in seconds from micro wave booths strategically situated throughout the ground. After questions were raised about one particularly tasty sounding mexican item “beef tenpercentos” reporters were told the name reflected the trans fat content and was in no way indicative of any commission which might be payable to anyone. To evoke memories of their spiritual home Eastville Stadium the club decided to create a rose garden behind the goal. For a 21st century design they had commissioned the Groundfarce team and the scheme would include a series of waterfeatures within an alpine theme. Former Rovers chairman Ron Craig was currently at Harlequin Costume Hire in Hanham being measured for his gnome outfit and a board meeting later would determine the size of his rod. Not to be outdone Director Geoff Dunford had long standing plans in place and would soon be unveiling an …………………… ....exciting array of Ikea-esque self service meat ball stalls along the touchline for 'that fat bar steward striker' to plunder instead of waiting upfront in vain for the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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