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Bit of a slow day Percy?

You won't get many replies like that.

Now this is how you do it:

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"Woman" "marries" fairground ride

Amy said: "I tell him how much I've missed him and what I've been up to since my last visit. And I kiss the bits I can reach. The staff are really understanding."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...round-ride.html

She lives in Pennsylvania.

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There was a programme on the tele about this woman a couple of years ago. Quite sad really as she's clearly unhinged but it is more common than you think. I remember her getting it on with a bridge (massive great thing) and she also got frisky with a church pew type thing but she got quite upset when she realised it was never going to last due to where it was situated (right before a stutue of Christ)... Takes all sorts eh?

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There was a programme on the tele about this woman a couple of years ago. Quite sad really as she's clearly unhinged but it is more common than you think. I remember her getting it on with a bridge (massive great thing) and she also got frisky with a church pew type thing but she got quite upset when she realised it was never going to last due to where it was situated (right before a stutue of Christ)... Takes all sorts eh?

So not only is she getting married to a fairground ride but she has a bridge and a pew on the side?

No wonder she's keeping quiet about the bridge, people might think she was a bit odd.

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:D

They also had another woman on there with similar tastes but she was more into fences (i kid you not) but when they actually filmed her legs akimbo (no knickers, long dress) on of of the stantions of The Eiffel Tower, it started to get really creepy. I've never looked at manmade feats of architecture quite the same. (Not in a lusful way you understand)

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It's not just women though, and we can't blame the yanks for this one:

KARL WATKINS, 20, appeared at Hereford Crown Court in February 1993 on five

counts of outraging public decency: in particular, making love to pavements.

Watkins claimed it was a case of mistaken identity, but he was fingered many

times as the man found face down on the paving stones with his pants round

his ankles. One boy told of seeing Watkins's bare backside moving up and

down, while a mother said she was shocked to see a group of children gathered

round him. He also attempted to mount an underpass. How he passed the time

during his 18 month jail sentence is far from clear. :surrender:

Watkins was back in court in April 1995, on charges of simulating sex with

black plastic dustbin bags in front of teenage schoolgirls. He revealed a

nine-year fetish with the plastic sacks, centred on the "feel and touch of

the bin liners". He went out at night to spend his time in rubbish piles, and

had been found in wheelie bins, and even in the back of dust-carts. His

ultimate sexual fantasy was to be in a dust-cart when the bin bags were

crushed. Convicted of outraging public decency, he was put on three years'

probation and ordered to seek psychiatric help.

:noexpression:

http://www.ssrichardmontgomery.com/download/weirdsex.htm

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