Radstock Red Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 After the criticism a certain keeper has had recently, I fancy getting a idea of who has done a 'Gerkin"? Alot of people are quick to complain but are you a hypocrite? I Know i did a Gerkin only last Friday in Frome town centre, If you need to go....... So come on- Lets see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartolona Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 I Know i did a Gerkin only last Saturday in Frome town centre. Anyone want to claim Sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radstock Red Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Mods-Can we make this a poll please? 1-Yes 2-No 3-Cant remember! 4-I Only ever extract the urine out of the Sags! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezgimed Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Most nights. Didnt realise it was an offense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nzred Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 After the criticism a certain keeper has had recently, I fancy getting a idea of who has done a 'Gerkin"? Alot of people are quick to complain but are you a hypocrite? I Know i did a Gerkin only last Friday in Frome town centre, If you need to go....... So come on- Lets see! I was once on a mini bus going to Newcastle to watch City. We had a fair bit of booze on board and I needed to drain my bladder. So when the mini bus had stopped in a traffic jam on the motorway just outside Newcastle, I ran to the hard shoulder and did my business. When I zipped up and turned around the first thing I saw was a riot van full of police looking at me and laughing. I don't find pee-ing in public any more offensive than breast feeding in public. As long as you find a quiet spot and aren't showing the world what you've got or splashing people, where is the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Thomas Hardy famously did it frequently: Hardy had the true countryman's gift of being able to urinate while walking, without so much as breaking stride - and would unabashedly do so in male company. Enviable - and probably best not attempted by the non-countryman. http://nigeness.blogspot.com/2009/06/hardy-titbit.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigcheese Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/465718.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leylandsroad Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 when working as a delivery postman I has a piss every day outside. So long as u are discreet , who cares ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 I got fined in Cheltenham for pissing up against a wall once in the centre, never paid the fine of course as i argued they're were no loos near by, what did they expect me to do? piss myself? People need to slash, its simple, if you have to go you have to go. Funniest thing ive seen is an Indian woman reliving herself whilst walking along almost obliviously, leaving a trail of piss as it run down her legs, i could not believe it... but Indian woman do it frequently i later heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindjuicer Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Amusing thread. I find it fairly despicable but it happens, and to 95% of us apparently. Seeing as a lot of us don't like it, I don't suppose you guys can just plan an extra toilet break, or be discrete or at least urinate on some shit shop like Boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 i got arrested for pissing over a copper about 10 years ago, extremely drunk and was relieving myself when I had a tap on the shoulder and a stern word in my ear, I thought it was one of my mates so I turned around and peed allover his shoes, unfortunately it was infact a Policeman......woops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purescience Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 I once went off the top of the car park next to the ice rink onto my mates head who was standing at the bottom. It was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Bradley Orr had to be shushed on live commentary today when he admitted to the occasional "Jimmy Riddle" when on the bevvy. Of course we've all done it - they close the public toilets at 6pm, so what do they expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 I did a Gerken down Camden Road on the last home game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider11 Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 I got fined in Cheltenham for pissing up against a wall once in the centre, never paid the fine of course as i argued they're were no loos near by, what did they expect me to do? piss myself? I almost got fined a couple of years ago just before xmas when out in Chelts. Only got caught as they went driving past where i was going. Fortunately to the 2 female coppers couldnt be arsed with the paperwork which it'd of entailed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigcheese Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Bradley Orr had to be shushed on live commentary today when he admitted to the occasional "Jimmy Riddle" when on the bevvy. Of course we've all done it - they close the public toilets at 6pm, so what do they expect? Last time I went to Bristol (in the day as well), well the toilets near the carpark were shut, the ones at the end of Prince St were shut, looked on the info board by the harbourside and they showed 1 toilet on there and it was getting desperate when I found some down by the i-max thingy and that was in the day without downing 17 pints. I agree why do they expect owt else, sack a few tossers on the council and pay for a few more toilets!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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