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Chelsea have just announced their accounts for last year.

Apparently they have now magicked away £340m of debt from the football club to the parent company transfering the debt to equity - money talk for writing off I believe.

Also trading loss pf £44 million instead of £65million the year before.

All that money in one year and they still can't win every game - their fans must be livid they can't win every game!

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Liverpool FC Christmas Dinner will take place next week.

Menu is confirmed as follows:

Starter = Sour Grapes

Main Course = Plaice (probably sixth possibly seventh)

Pudding = Select between Lucas, Voronin or Degan

Drinks will be available but there's strictly no doubles, no trebles and no Carling Premier.

There will also be a selection of wines served by some fat spanish bloke with a dodgy beard.

Please note the dress code is strictly "late 80s" to celebrate the clubs last league title.

All drinks will be served in plastic glasses as cups are not on the agenda again for this season.

For entertainment Rafael Benitez will be doing his party trick of making £200 million disappear into thin air with **** all to show for it.

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Liverpool FC Christmas Dinner will take place next week.

Menu is confirmed as follows:

Starter = Sour Grapes

Main Course = Plaice (probably sixth possibly seventh)

Pudding = Select between Lucas, Voronin or Degan

Drinks will be available but there's strictly no doubles, no trebles and no Carling Premier.

There will also be a selection of wines served by some fat spanish bloke with a dodgy beard.

Please note the dress code is strictly "late 80s" to celebrate the clubs last league title.

All drinks will be served in plastic glasses as cups are not on the agenda again for this season.

For entertainment Rafael Benitez will be doing his party trick of making £200 million disappear into thin air with **** all to show for it.

Brilliant 'trops'

You've got tpo put that on the Liverpool forum, or even better still I'm sure the Manks would love it!

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