The Ventriloquist

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An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on a veranda patting his dog. He figures he can have some fun , so he say to the Taff "good day. Mind if I talk to your dog?"

Villager: "the dog don't talk you stupid English barsteward"

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog. How's it going mate?"

Dog: "Yeah, I'm doin' fine"

Taff has a look of extreme shock on his face at hearing this.

Ventriloquist (pointing at Taff) "Is this villager your owner?"

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. Walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake"

Taff has a look of utter disbelief.

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Taff: " Horse don't talk neither .........I think"

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how' it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Taff is absolutely dumbfounded.

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner" (pointing at the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in a shed to protect me from wind and rain"

Taff looks on in amazement.

Vetriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Taff ( in a panic) "The sheep's a bl00dy liar!"