Red Rag Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 We have had the famous Octopus during the world cup, well I have a psychic coke can. Reading the forum during pre season we had lots of rumours regarding player transfer activity. In a bored state at work whilst having a fag in the car park I took to tossing stones at a coke can, If I hit, then the player in question was goung to sign. Remarkably to date it has been 100% accurate. I have just had a fag and asked myself the question will we be making any more signings before the transfer window closes. Three times I hit the can. So there it is conclusive proof that players are on the way. Things you do when bored, even at my ripe old age. Adds a lighter note to a very depressing forum this week I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City1984 Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 We have had the famous Octopus during the world cup, well I have a psychic coke can. Reading the forum during pre season we had lots of rumours regarding player transfer activity. In a bored state at work whilst having a fag in the car park I took to tossing stones at a coke can, If I hit, then the player in question was goung to sign. Remarkably to date it has been 100% accurate. I have just had a fag and asked myself the question will we be making any more signings before the transfer window closes. Three times I hit the can. So there it is conclusive proof that players are on the way. Things you do when bored, even at my ripe old age. Adds a lighter note to a very depressing forum this week I think. I'm happy enough to believe in your coke can. Can you please ask it if we are going to sign a left footed midfielder, creative midfielder and striker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Rag Posted August 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 I'm happy enough to believe in your coke can. Can you please ask it if we are going to sign a left footed midfielder, creative midfielder and striker. Your just encouraging me to smoke more. I will ask the oricle during my next smoke break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberDan Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 I'm happy enough to believe in your coke can. Can you please ask it if we are going to sign a left footed midfielder, creative midfielder and striker. Surely he would need to hit the coke can 3 times for this!! .....are there any rules on how big the stones you are throwing can be? If not I've got a few q's for you to ask before you chuck the next one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laner Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 I'm happy enough to believe in your coke can. Can you please ask it if we are going to sign a left footed midfielder, creative midfielder and striker. And just so we get the answer we're all hoping for... please throw a handful of gravel at it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City1984 Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Your just encouraging me to smoke more. I will ask the oricle during my next smoke break. But it's ok as it's for the well being of your fellow fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City1984 Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 And just so we get the answer we're all hoping for... please throw a handful of gravel at it!! I got a few boulders recently dug out of me garden if it helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Rag Posted August 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 I'm happy enough to believe in your coke can. Can you please ask it if we are going to sign a left footed midfielder, creative midfielder and striker. Confirmed One Striker and one left footed midfielder. Who?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City1984 Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Confirmed One Striker and one left footed midfielder. Who?????? Next question. Left footer ollson? Striker Simpson? Dissapointing answer regarding the creative midfielder tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Rag Posted August 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Next question. Left footer ollson? Striker Simpson? Dissapointing answer regarding the creative midfielder tho. Damm! need to pop up the shop for a packet. Watch this space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City1984 Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Damm! need to pop up the shop for a packet. Watch this space. May I suggest some throat sweets aswell, transfer window dosent shut for two and a bit weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Rag Posted August 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Next question. Left footer ollson? Striker Simpson? Dissapointing answer regarding the creative midfielder tho. NO and NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grifty Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Confirmed One Striker and one left footed midfielder. Who?????? No creative midfielder!? Coppell hasn't got a clue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBW Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Well, the two Irish kids plus someone to replace injured Vokes equals three. Wouldn't be surprised if your psychic can was correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashbrisc11 Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 i prefer mine i just text one of my friends she replies with score of next game HAHA worked so far!3-0,3-2 she said 3-0 at donny and we will beat barnsley 4-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bcfc24 Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Can you ask your can if we will be relegated?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Rag Posted August 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Can you ask your can if we will be relegated?? That is a risky question, not sure I want to ask the can that one, as you know it never lies. I may just try the one stone tomorrow, problem is do I let you all know the outcome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Stacey penton says 2 more signings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Rag Posted August 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 The can has spoken. Dave Kitson will sign, Matt Phillips will not be joining. Trust the can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberDan Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 The can has spoken. Dave Kitson will sign, Matt Phillips will not be joining. Trust the can. No new s on Messi then? Surely worth a lob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 I have to say i am extremely disappointed in the Psychic Coke cans inability to forsee the exit of our latest Messiah (he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!) . Then again how could anyone have even considered asking the aforementioned aluminium soothsayers opinion on an issue Nobody but Nobody saw coming. Can you please ask the "Seer with a Logo" if Keith Millen will succeed where the Ex Man U winger failed?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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