Taz Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there *No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. *Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. *It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. *Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. *Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. *Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. ##he king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. ##he liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma. ##he plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. *Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. ##he first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. *Pearls melt in vinegar. ##he three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro,Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. *It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. *A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. ##urtles can breathe through their butts. *On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. *Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. *Women blink nearly twice as much as men. ##he Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. *A snail can sleep for three years. *No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." *Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing! . SCARY! !! *All polar bears are left handed. *A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. *Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow. *Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone you know. They will get a kick out of it !! PS... So, did you try to lick your elbow???? or fold a paper in seven halves? :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elko Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." ahem.... Poets have tried one hundred times, To rhyme with the word month, So I am trying and when I fail, I'll make it the hundred and oneth Thankyou and goodnight. (My fact to add: [A pig's orgasm last for 30 minutes] Don't ask me how I know ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted May 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 I'll make it the hundred and oneth No because that would be the one hundreth and first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elko Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 Don't ruin my moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bow_Legged_Chicken Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 Don't ruin my moment Youcould always cut your arm off and then lick your elbow. then you would have yourmoment back again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elko Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 Hmmm...could do......or I could just push a cow down the stairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glastonbury Red Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Hmmm...could do......or I could just push a cow down the stairs I'd pay good money to see that, bsa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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