the frampton balti Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 A. CITY GO BUST losses of 20 mill, SL bails out and takes an early retirment in aldene with a top of the range sky subscription. There be only one team left in bristol. B . BEAT UP. Having been beat up by your own fans on an away trip to barnsley, while sticking up for a n innocent barnsley fan set upon by city hoolies with razor blades on the end of loly pop sticks. you return to ashton next week to hear chorus after chorus of vitriolic abuse as city develope a reputation for being the most racist fans in the country. C. LIFETIME BAN You have been banned from the gate for persistant standing and cheering after moments of exitement such as goals. And the singing of wurzel songs and old favorites such as stand up if you hate the gas. D. PRICED OUT City are promoted to the prem, Season tickets hit the roof, But the atmosphere hits the floor at the vale library, as citys bunch of jonny foreigner journeymen aim for mid table mediocrity. meanwhile, down at ashton gate where admission is just a tenner, scotty murrays rovers, are doin well in the championship with an exciting new playing staff strategy which ensures at least ten bristolians in the squad. The new rovers play at the gate in red and white squares in honour of ' the old city'. E SON PLAYS FOR GAS As a result you have been given a ten year free season ticket for you and yours in the new rovers hospitality seats. F. MILLEN FAILS TO MAKE LOAN SIGNING G . city till i die!!!!!! .....................................................would you support the GAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 It would take until the twelth of never, and that's a long,long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
II Wurzel II Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Why waste your time ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the frampton balti Posted January 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Why waste your time ??? does beg the question what does it mean to be a city fan .? Just to blindly follow no matter what the circumstances. the way a lot of forum users go on i would have thought millens lack of signings was worthy of defection. there must be something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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