BITW Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Your team is bottom of the division You have an at best average squad with zero confidence You have two goalkeepers to choose from, both of whom are pretty shite You have the leakiest defence in the division You have poor players on huge contracts who cant even make the squad You must turn the clubs fortunes around with a limited budget in a relatively short space of time Have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 and p.s you wont be given any money to spend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinapig Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Your team is bottom of the division You have an at best average squad with zero confidence You have two goalkeepers to choose from, both of whom are pretty shite You have the leakiest defence in the division You have poor players on huge contracts who cant even make the squad You must turn the clubs fortunes around with a limited budget in a relatively short space of time Have fun You have a bunch of players who couldn't give a toss anyway. You have a skipper who will go to the owner to tell him to sack you if you are mean to him. You have poor players on big contracts who are automatic selections regardless. No doubt they will expect that to continue. You must pick Nicky Maynard as it appears to be written into his contract You must ignore any advice from Wigley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfastcityfan Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 And you'll have to live in a cardboard box down temple meads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC Jordan Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Cole Skuse is the Steven Gerrard of the Championship. If not played you will be sacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted October 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Players must be fined a weeks wages if they attempt a dangerous run into the opposition penalty area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted October 18, 2011 Admin Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 And we made a mistake appointing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_Red Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 and you need a new spine for your team. And one each for all the players at your disposal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete1975Legend Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 And don't play 1 up front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 And forget your current assistant, he's shit. Have some wiggers on us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BristolCityFC1 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 and have to listen to Sextoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendip City Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 This is almost certainly the end of your glorious career. Welcome to "The Graveyard of Dreams". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 But turn it all round and you'll be a Hero and treated like a God forever more. This is the Mission should you chose to accept it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendip City Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 You will be allowed to spend a fortune.... but only on dodgy left wingers and players 'for the future'. Oh and you must not give youth a chance especially those you've signed 'for the future'. You WILL dwstroy their careeers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pederho ll Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 A few tips: Do not play Maynard. Do not play JCR. Do not play Skuse. Do not rely on Adomah, he ain't that good, but a bit better than some. Do not play James or Gerken, get a new keeper. Play Pitman. Try Clarkson. Try Taylor. Bring back LJ. Play Cisse Get an entire new defence. Rid your squad of all players who you think may cause any unrest in the team. Speak with GJ, he'll point you in the right direction. Ban player nights out are defeats. Above all else, beg for money from the board, because without it, you are doomed! Don't rely on luck, that's nonsense that poor players spout in interviews. Oh yea, Welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmite Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Your team is bottom of the division We can only get better. You have an at best average squad with zero confidence You have agood squad that needs confidence boosting. You have two goalkeepers to choose from, both of whom are pretty shite Both are more than good enough You have the leakiest defence in the division One good signing can change this. You have poor players on huge contracts who cant even make the squad Put them in the squad and let them prove their worth their wages You must turn the clubs fortunes around with a limited budget in a relatively short space of time Which is why you are here Have fun We are right behind you. C.O.Y.R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagebunch Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 course this really helps,well done people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted October 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Marmite I admire your positivity but according to the radio/Wigley etc we're playing well. God help us when we start playing badly FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
formerly known as ivan Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Do not rely on Adomah, he ain't that good, but a bit better than some. Oh dear! He is that good, but don't pin plan a b and c on him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted October 18, 2011 Admin Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 But turn it all round and you'll be a Hero and treated like a God forever* more. This is the Mission should you chose to accept it. A term to last until the first glimpses of it going sour begin to appear whereupon the majority will turn on you and you may even get specific fans launching a multi-year vendetta against you. They'll deny they are who they are if confronted though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmite Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Marmite I admire your positivity but according to the radio/Wigley etc we're playing well. God help us when we start playing badly FFS! The last 2 games I watched, Reading and P'boro, I saw enough signs of improvement to make me think we can stay up. I know we lost them both but that was a confidence issue, and if the new gaffer can sort that out, big ask I know, we shall be OK. Lets get positive on Sunday and really start believing again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Whoever you are we don't like you already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 That was just a joke........I think!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kala Taro Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 course this really helps,well done people McInnes out! Robins out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Your team is bottom of the division You have an at best average squad with zero confidence You have two goalkeepers to choose from, both of whom are pretty shite You have the leakiest defence in the division You have poor players on huge contracts who cant even make the squad You must turn the clubs fortunes around with a limited budget in a relatively short space of time Have fun Think you are being kind about the keepers. .....and don't bring LJ back, he's not exactly set the works alight in the league below, FFS! Shave all the players hair and ban man bags from the dressing room, turn this bunch of pussies into men with bollix the size of space hoppers and hearts as big as Flatholm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irishred Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 You should never have been appointed!!! Please GO NOW!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Welcome Del, Good to have you on board! The season starts NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1stknowle Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 But turn it all round and you'll be a Hero and treated like a God forever more. This is the Mission should you chose to accept it. For a while. Until we all turn on you and send you to Northampton. Then we will pretend you were actually rubbish and totally out of your depth. The thing that will prove your quality is your last 3 months in charge, not the preceding 4 years. So concentrate on those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Robbered has yet to decide whether or not he supports your appointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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