South Bristol Red Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066560/Football-fan-gropes-mother-threes-breast-drunken-game-boob-cricket.html gashead admits sexual assault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Ive never heard of boob cricket. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Mutual friend of a Gashead I went to college with. Seems he is engaged and all his family and fiancee are "sticking by him". Hmm.. Most on their forum don't seem to think it is that much of a big deal either. Bit of a sticky wicket Mr Lintern. Should have done a little time and maybe on the old sex offenders register. "West?" - "Here", "Sutcliffe?" - "Present", "Fritzl?" - "Ja" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class_not_gas Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 http://www.dailymail...ob-cricket.html gashead admits sexual assault ahhhhh the same jason who rings up 20 pence football show every week ....... but its ok he meant no offence ..... bet he wouldnt want to hear that if some one done it to his mum or sister . cant wait for this weeks phone in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 In fairness there's nothing wrong with drunkenly grabbing some "tarts" tits* * 30 years ago, precisely how far behind the times most sad sags are (it helps keep 82 relevant to them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class_not_gas Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Mutual friend of a Gashead I went to college with. Seems he is engaged and all his family and fiancee are "sticking by him". Hmm.. Most on their forum don't seem to think it is that much of a big deal either. Bit of a sticky wicket Mr Lintern. Should have done a little time and maybe on the old sex offenders register. "West?" - "Here", "Sutcliffe?" - "Present", "Fritzl?" - "Ja"................ lintern "here but no offence meant " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearded_red Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Well what a story, made my Monday evening! I know quite a few people that know him and they've always said he is a spanner, this would prove them right. Can remember after we played Palace last season (That's right, he somehow manages to support two teams) he rang up the radio saying we'd get relegated. Good prediction there. Knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFChris Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 It seems as though this is supposed to be played in nightclubs, not the streets of Burton http://www.facebook....gid=46783396213. What sort of perverted **** breaks the rules like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusX Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 In all fairness this has nothing to do with football and if City had been Dragged into a news story like this we'd be raging! Still, what a bell end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i hate you butler Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Ive never heard of boob cricket. . the woman was with her kids apparantley yeah really funny I love you in my book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Lewis Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 I had to admit I laughed out loud when I read " I meant no offence", hardly likely to influence the judge in his favour by saying that is it. Have to agree though Not football related,. Edit Can't see the connection with cricket either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 In all fairness this has nothing to do with football and if City had been Dragged into a news story like this we'd be raging! Still, what a bell end! He was in Burton to watch the football. No football, no Burton. There's ya connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city madman Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 sam england, was also there too, young long hair, silly thing to do really :L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakes Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 sex case sex case hang him hang him hang him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Robin Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 To be honest, uh, Geoff, uh, I bin goin down the rovers about 5 minutes now an thas the worst I seen um play like. Uh, so I went out an ad game a boob cricket like. Thick as shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Tit cricket is played the following way. A normal game lasts 5 minutes, a single is scored with a brush of a tit. A four is scored by a hand on a tit. A six is scored when both tits are handled. Just look what you have all missed out on in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Lewis Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Is there a game for the girls to play ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickolas Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Yeah, stumps!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenn Loyal Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Jason likes his Bristol,s, wonder if he told Geoff about it , whats Kevin from Bedminster dark secret, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenn Loyal Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Well what a story, made my Monday evening! I know quite a few people that know him and they've always said he is a spanner, this would prove them right. Can remember after we played Palace last season (That's right, he somehow manages to support two teams) he rang up the radio saying we'd get relegated. Good prediction there. Knob. Dont know about being a spanner, he is a massive TIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 The phrasing of this line made me chuckle: They gain more points when the assault is more serious, leading Mr Lintern to grope the woman in Burton upon Trent. Crikey, he groped her in the Burton upon Trent area! If it'd been in Frampton Cotterell that wouldn't have been as bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickB01 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Filthy sag. Should have gone on the sex offenders register and locked up for a few months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class_not_gas Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Well what a story, made my Monday evening! I know quite a few people that know him and they've always said he is a spanner, this would prove them right. Can remember after we played Palace last season (That's right, he somehow manages to support two teams) he rang up the radio saying we'd get relegated. Good prediction there. Knob. im hearing he is in manchester tonight for the palace game . MANCHESTER WARNING, WARNING, WARNING, lock up your women folk JASON LINTERN in the area ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 In the interests of fairness - if any fit ladies are reading this and fancy a game of "Tit Cricket", feel free to grope away, I'm all yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Surely if he wanted to play tittie cricket he should of groped any near by sag head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRaw Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 The phrasing of this line made me chuckle: They gain more points when the assault is more serious, leading Mr Lintern to grope the woman in Burton upon Trent. Crikey, he groped her in the Burton upon Trent area! If it'd been in Frampton Cotterell that wouldn't have been as bad... Just as well she wasn't from Shepherds Bush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 ... or S****horpe ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenn Loyal Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 This Jason TIT was the first caller again on Twentymans phone-in tonight, you must be hard up for callers Twentyman giving airtime to him, and calling him a top man, joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class_not_gas Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 This Jason TIT was the first caller again on Twentymans phone-in tonight, you must be hard up for callers Twentyman giving airtime to him, and calling him a top man, joke. can any one post a link to the twentyman phone in ? ..... i cant find anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 can any one post a link to the twentyman phone in ? ..... i cant find anything http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/p00ltb5p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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