... Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 I expect to be going down for a stretch soon, but I don't want to miss too many City games, if possible. I expect lots of City fans have 'done time', so any tips would be appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InCider Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 I expect to be going down for a stretch soon, but I don't want to miss too many City games, if possible. I expect lots of City fans have 'done time', so any tips would be appreciated. You haven't followed up on your threats to kill Colin have you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East End Old Boy Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Have you been playing "tit cricket"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted December 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 You haven't followed up on your threats to kill Colin have you?! I have NEVER threatened to kill Colin, but a murder 'rap' - as we 'nutters' call it, would be good for my street cred inside. Afterall, who do you go for in the showers - the killer of Colin, or the pretty boy in for cottaging? Eh?? P.S. Tomarse? Make it £15 each, and perhaps 'knuckles" will do the ref from the Boro game, AND Colin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Re-arrange..........the, soap, don't, showers, ever, in, drop, the. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Edit misread post ignore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted December 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Re-arrange..........the, soap, don't, showers, ever, in, drop, the. Learnt the 'hard' way, have you? Top advice from an old lag.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Learnt the 'hard' way, have you? Top advice from an old lag.......... No i've been to one of Michael Barrymore's pool parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Take a spoon and a big poster, if you are in for life you could have tunneled out in 12 years. If you can bring mice back from the dead by holding them tight you'll be alright. Organise a football match against Germany and run away at full time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 I have a friend in prison at the moment, all he gets is the basic 5 channels, plus itv2, bbc3, e4 and one other (can't remember it) No access to premium channels, in fact he's gutted he's going to miss half the formula one next season now thats gone to sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Learnt the 'hard' way, have you? Top advice from an old lag.......... Although I have been told it can make the retrieval of contraband more difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InCider Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Take a spoon and a big poster, if you are in for life you could have tunneled out in 12 years. If you can bring mice back from the dead by holding them tight you'll be alright. Organise a football match against Germany and run away at full time. Doesn't the chap in the Green Mile get executed though?! I would suggest avoiding improvised prison alcoholic drinks which seem to consist of marmite and fermented jam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted December 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 I have a friend in prison at the moment, all he gets is the basic 5 channels, plus itv2, bbc3, e4 and one other (can't remember it) No access to premium channels, in fact he's gutted he's going to miss half the formula one next season now thats gone to sky. ........ I think it all started to go wrong when Dollymarie banned me from this forum....... ........ I used to live and breath OTIB, but after my banning I had nothing to live for ........ ....... that is when I fell into a life on the streets, and the downward spirral just kept on going .......... ...... without OTIB, I felt I had nothing to life for........ no self respect .......... no voice. At least inside, I will be protected from the cruel world that is the moderators of OTIB - just me, my framed photo of me and Bob Taylor, and my 'Super Robins' soap-on-a-rope. We' ll be fine on our own .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Doesn't the chap in the Green Mile get executed though?! I would suggest avoiding improvised prison alcoholic drinks which seem to consist of marmite and fermented jam. He does, but he gets favours from the guards, so alls, good. No death penalty here Oh god, that concoction sounds nasty. But you either love it or hate it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 ........ I think it all started to go wrong when Dollymarie banned from this forum....... ........ I used to live and breath OTIB, but after my banning I had nothing to live for ........ ....... that is when I fell into a life on the streets, and the downward spirral just kept on going .......... ...... without OTIB, I felt I had nothing to life for........ no self respect .......... no voice. At least inside, I will be protected from the cruel world that is the moderators of OTIB - just me, my framed photo of me and Bob Taylor, and my 'Super Robins' soap-on-a-rope. We' ll be fine on our own .............. Always good to have soap on a rope... Means you can pull it back out. Good forward thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 As shaggy once said "It wasn't me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InCider Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 He does, but he gets favours from the guards, so alls, good. No death penalty here Oh god, that concoction sounds nasty. But you either love it or hate it! Going off topic slightly, am I the only person in this country that doesn't mind marmite? I just can't feel that passionately, either for or against it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted December 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 As shaggy once said "It wasn't me!" God is watching you and judging you, Dollymarie. "Let she who is without sin cast the first stone!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94th Minute Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 What? You mean you don't get internet in prison, surely that has to be against your human rights? Do you have to pay licence fee to watch BBC in prison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted December 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Going off topic slightly, am I the only person in this country that doesn't mind marmite? I just can't feel that passionately, either for or against it. Have I got to explain EVERYTHING? Go into a supermarket: go up to the marmite counter: there are lots of jars of marmite: in every supermarket in the country....... So: NO, you are not the only person who likes marmite - you just spend too much time in the showers, 'cutting your toe-nails'. You disgust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 God is watching you and judging you, Dollymarie. "Let she who is without sin cast the first stone!!!" Oh i've sinned plenty of times! Won't be lobbing no rocks, unless they're at Justin Bieber! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Going off topic slightly, am I the only person in this country that doesn't mind marmite? I just can't feel that passionately, either for or against it. Love it reminds of rimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockneyrobin Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Going off topic slightly, am I the only person in this country that doesn't mind marmite? I just can't feel that passionately, either for or against it. My housemate and his girlfriend are crazy about the stuff, in fact he told me he's taking her up the marmite motorway later. Couldn't find that place on my road map... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted December 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 My housemate and his girlfriend are crazy about the stuff, in fact he told me he's taking her up the marmite motorway later. Couldn't find that place on my road map... If anyone was wondering who has farted, it was me. And I'm not even sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Going off topic slightly, am I the only person in this country that doesn't mind marmite? I just can't feel that passionately, either for or against it. It's okay, can't spread it too thick mind. I find I can like it and loath it. Time for a poll I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Love it reminds of rimming. Well that's a stroke of luck, if you ever get sent down, at least there will be something you like eating Good chance of a yeast infection as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 My housemate and his girlfriend are crazy about the stuff, in fact he told me he's taking her up the marmite motorway later. Couldn't find that place on my road map... It's secret, you'll only ever find while driving the pink cadilac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InCider Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Love it reminds of rimming. Thanks for that EMB. Wine all over keyboard now. It's okay, can't spread it too thick mind. I find I can like it and loath it. Time for a poll I think It's also said, that Robbie Savage is like marmite. I've never wanted to kill a jar of marmite though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Thanks for that EMB. Wine all over keyboard now. Red or white, white is really good for breaking down the other stuff that clogs up keyboards.............................so i've heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InCider Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Red or white, white is really good for breaking down the other stuff that clogs up keyboards.............................so i've heard. Hmmm, not sure what other stains you could be referring to. It was white, but I've now also poured a glass of red wine over the keyboard, so that should remove any stains. I think that's how it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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