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I have developed my own EF test for football players.

1. Do you have a swank car

2. Do you have a swank girlfriend/boyfriend (keep it under cover if it's a boyfriend this is football)

3. Do you have a swank wage compared to the poor fools that pay to see you play

4. Do you give a toss about the club you play for

5. Do you consider your average actual performance on the field to be 'World Class' and everyone that can't see it must be a fool

6. Are you a bit of a swanker

7. Do you swank more than once a day

8. Are you under qualified to make social comment or get a job stacking at the local supermarket

Results

1.Yes

2.Yes

3.Yes

4.Yes

5.Yes

6.Yes

7.Yes

8.Yes

Then you must be a footballer and be better than the people that pay your wages, the world owes you a living and you are Gods gift to us all.

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I have developed my own EF test for football players.

1. Do you have a swank car

2. Do you have a swank girlfriend/boyfriend (keep it under cover if it's a boyfriend this is football)

3. Do you have a swank wage compared to the poor fools that pay to see you play

4. Do you give a toss about the club you play for

5. Do you consider your average actual performance on the field to be 'World Class' and everyone that can't see it must be a fool

6. Are you a bit of a swanker

7. Do you swank more than once a day

8. Are you under qualified to make social comment or get a job stacking at the local supermarket

Results

1.Yes

2.Yes

3.Yes

4.Yes

5.Yes

6.Yes

7.Yes

8.Yes

Then you must be a footballer and be better than the people that pay your wages, the world owes you a living and you are Gods gift to us all.

You're being harsh on modern day footballers there Daarzet. Everybody knows modern day footballers have a short career and need to earn squillions a day because they are not allowed by LAW to do another job after playing football. FACT.

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You're being harsh on modern day footballers there Daarzet. Everybody knows modern day footballers have a short career and need to earn squillions a day because they are not allowed by LAW to do another job after playing football. FACT.

Harsh yes........ but there is always the black economy

I often wonder if football players are paid enough :) ...... a few extra quid on the side is always welcome and overall we do seem to have alot of swankers (those who like to be swanky in football).

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Probably something in it. In the NFL, each prospective draftee undertakes the "Wonderlic" test, a test of cognitive ability. It is a small factor in the drafting process, but a factor nonetheless, even though Morris Claiborne, who allegedly scored "4 out of 50" on the test is still expected to be a top 5 pick.

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I have developed my own EF test for football players.

1. Do you have a swank car

2. Do you have a swank girlfriend/boyfriend (keep it under cover if it's a boyfriend this is football)

3. Do you have a swank wage compared to the poor fools that pay to see you play

4. Do you give a toss about the club you play for

5. Do you consider your average actual performance on the field to be 'World Class' and everyone that can't see it must be a fool

6. Are you a bit of a swanker

7. Do you swank more than once a day

8. Are you under qualified to make social comment or get a job stacking at the local supermarket

Results

1.Yes

2.Yes

3.Yes

4.Yes

5.Yes

6.Yes

7.Yes

8.Yes

Then you must be a footballer and be better than the people that pay your wages, the world owes you a living and you are Gods gift to us all.

Brilliant post, simply brilliant. :bounce:

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I have developed my own EF test for football players.

1. Do you have a swank car

2. Do you have a swank girlfriend/boyfriend (keep it under cover if it's a boyfriend this is football)

3. Do you have a swank wage compared to the poor fools that pay to see you play

4. Do you give a toss about the club you play for

5. Do you consider your average actual performance on the field to be 'World Class' and everyone that can't see it must be a fool

6. Are you a bit of a swanker

7. Do you swank more than once a day

8. Are you under qualified to make social comment or get a job stacking at the local supermarket

Results

1.Yes

2.Yes

3.Yes

4.Yes

5.Yes

6.Yes

7.Yes

8.Yes

Then you must be a footballer and be better than the people that pay your wages, the world owes you a living and you are Gods gift to us all.

Shouldn't the answer to 4. be No?

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