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Bolasie, Perhaps A Song?


Tom

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To the tune of the Balotelli song:

'Ohhh Yannick Bolasie,

He's a winger

Plays left or right

He used to play for Plymouth but he left because their sh*te,

Now he plays for City cos we're ******* dynamite!'

Brilliant song, maybe 'Yala Bolasie' instead of yannick, as it fits better and the plymouth line is a bit long bt thats a good start!

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To the obvious tune...

When the goals gettin scored

its not Rooney or Scholes

its Bolasie

Slightly awkward, a better version would be (one I tried to get started yesterday actually) to the tune of "That's Amore"

When the ball hits the goal,

It's not Rooney or Cole,

It's Bolasie.

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Slightly awkward, a better version would be (one I tried to get started yesterday actually) to the tune of "That's Amore"

When the ball hits the goal,

It's not Rooney or Cole,

It's Bolasie.

I was trying to use current players and couldn't think of a Cole! But it does sound better.

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I was trying to use current players and couldn't think of a Cole! But it does sound better.

Carlton Cole, Ashley Cole, Cole Skuse. Still works.

West Ham used to sing it to Di Canio.

"#When the ball hits the net and it's not Jorge Cadete it's DiCanio,

When it sails through the air and it's not big Pierre it's DiCanio,

When it goes like a bomb and it's not Andy Thom it's DiCanio,

When he goes all the way and it's not Paul McStay it's DiCanio!#"

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Carlton Cole, Ashley Cole, Cole Skuse. Still works.

West Ham used to sing it to Di Canio.

"#When the ball hits the net and it's not Jorge Cadete it's DiCanio,

When it sails through the air and it's not big Pierre it's DiCanio,

When it goes like a bomb and it's not Andy Thom it's DiCanio,

When he goes all the way and it's not Paul McStay it's DiCanio!#"

Was trying to think a Cole that scores goals...maybe Carlton...occasionally :laughcont:

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Was trying to think a Cole that scores goals...maybe Carlton...occasionally :laughcont:

Although the song is about the fact that they don't score goals, but the subject of the song does. But I know what you mean.

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To the tune of the Balotelli song:

'Ohhh Yannick Bolasie,

He's a winger

Plays left or right

He used to play for Plymouth but he left because their sh*te,

Now he plays for City cos we're ******* dynamite!'

CLASS. Love this! Change the first line but otherwise it's really good.

I like different songs as opposed to the classic, yet dull; do do doooo x

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I think we're missing a trick with our creative midfield genius Neil Kilkenny.

With apologies to Eminem.

He's Kilkenny,

He's the real Kilkenny

All the other Killkenny's are just, err, LEE JOHNSON!

So won't the real Kilkenny please stand up, please stand up, please stand up (repeat until you've realised he really is three foot nothing and he IS standing up).

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To the tune of the Balotelli song:

'Ohhh Yannick Bolasie,

He's a winger

Plays left or right

He used to play for Plymouth but he left because their sh*te,

Now he plays for City cos we're ******* dynamite!'

^^ That, or:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bolasie,

He played for Plymouth

But they were sh*te

Now he plays for City on the wing in red and white,

And if he heads the ball you could lose your ******* life

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bolasie…..

Or.......if he tries to head the ball he could take your ******* life.

Thinking of the Doncaster incident of course. :redcard:

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