Carey 6 Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Bloody hell, you got into Del's office? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carey 6 Posted December 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Bloody hell, you got into Del's office? Hahaha, maybe this is why teams are beating us so easily? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Robin Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 I think this is a bit over the top. Theres clearly no need for a YES after "Did We Score?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 That bubble chart also looks far too generous on the possession front for us; looks like the average score is 2 to the opposition and 1 to us. Surely it should be more like 2.5 or 3 to 1 no? Therefore, please re-do it. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 I hope you're proud of posting that Now every team will know our tactics and hammer us mercilessly When did you say you first posted it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Brilliant! Post of the year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlokeCDP Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Thanks, very humourous and made me laugh. Trying to retain some sense of humour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 That bubble chart also looks far too generous on the possession front for us; looks like the average score is 2 to the opposition and 1 to us. Surely it should be more like 2.5 or 3 to 1 no? Therefore, please re-do it. Cheers You're missing the obvious point that one of the ways we win possession is that we let a goal in and then get the kick off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 I hope you're proud of posting that Now every team will know our tactics and hammer us mercilessly When did you say you first posted it? Don't worry, judging by our recent home games, I'm pretty sure they already know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Don't worry, judging by our recent home games, I'm pretty sure they already know --- That was pretty much my point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBW Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 We have tactics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Lewis Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Too sophisticated to be our tactics. Take the red out and it would be closer to ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 You're missing the obvious point that one of the ways we win possession is that we let a goal in and then get the kick off. That is very true sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Bloody hell, you got into Del's office? Class! Yep thats it! A former City Chairman once said to me it is difficult to fool the fans....I reckon he was right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Think you are being a bit overoptimistic about the extent of our tactics. More like this: Have I got underwear on? No. Then put some on as while you might play like a dick the crowd doesn't want to see yours. Yes. Then put on shorts. Are shorts on? Yes, Then put on socks. Are socks on? Yes, then put on boots. Are the boots on the correct feet? No.Then ask one of the coaching staff to explain the difference between right and left. Yes. Then are the boots laced up? No, then ask an adult to help. Yes then put on shirt. Is shirt on and does it have your name on the back? No. Then find out who is wearing your shirt by mistake. Yes. Then have you got the number and name on the back. No. Ask one of the coaching team to explain the difference between front and back. Is all the kit on correctly? Yes then it's time to go out on to the pitch remembering to keep the shirt, socks and shorts as clean and pristine as possible, so you can wear them again next week without needing to trouble the laundry staff . Your agent told you that this is your contribution to helping keep the club's running costs down and he can use this as ammunition when he re-negotiates your next contract with the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 now theres food for thought for a new tactic,send them out with the boots on the wrong feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="redsquirrel" data-cid="1682853" data-time="1355734267"><p> now theres food for thought for a new tactic,send them out with the boots on the wrong feet</p></blockquote> We've been doing that for three months; haven't you noticed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Question 1 - Is your name Fontaine ----- Yes ---- You start every week Question 2 - Are you Scottish? Yes-----You can play Question 3- Do you score goals --- Yes ---You start on the bench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstoniaTallinnRed Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 You're missing the obvious point that one of the ways we win possession is that we let a goal in and then get the kick off. Yes but even better than that, I heard that the tactics against Ipswich is to come out wearing their shirts back to front. That way they won't know which way we are running, bound to confuse them. well for at least a few minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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