Aizoon Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Inspired by the Genuine City Legends thread. May I nominate the inimitable Gus Caesar? Possibly the worst footballer in the world - and he saw a lot of it! http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Caesar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob k Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Basso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Henry Mckop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
formerly known as ivan Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Bradley Orr based on footballing ability Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 As OnlyRed pointed out, we couldn't do without Bas Savage for misdirected effort. I'd also nominate Nicky Hunt for well-targeted sloth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Gary Johnson. Led us to the verge of the promised land, but then started to lose his way horribly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Ah, now the Fake Legend manager has to be T*ny P*l*s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Dyche,Watts,Harriott,Styvar,Hunt,Stewart,Heywood,Morris,Savage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I'm taking the title of this thread to mean People Who Some Fans Call Legends But Are In Reality Somewhat Less. No-one in Bristol calls Pulis a legend. Well, a legendary ****, maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Should we include both Danny Wilson's, I wonder? The one who left Lita out of the playoff final squad, and the mythical one who has never been seen in daylight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 @robbored I was thinking more of those who loom large in the consciousness of City fans, but for the wrong reasons. Limpy Cockup comes to mind for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderArmyy Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 half the players in our current team?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 half the players in our current team?! They still have time to prove themselves and makes the Legends list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Jamie McCombe, our defence has been poor since he left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Who was the pillock who had a go at a Reading fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Who was the pillock who had a go at a Reading fan? Mad dog Lavin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearded_red Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Aizoon" data-cid="1683472" data-time="1355834792"><p> Who was the pillock who had a go at a Reading fan?</p></blockquote> Gerard Lavin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 He's in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey54 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Bobby Gould. Scored on his debut v Coventry and has dined out on it ever since. Did **** all, joined the Gas and still wanders around Clevedon/Portishead thinking that he's football royalty. More like a total **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Bobby Gould. Scored on his debut v Coventry and has dined out on it ever since. Did **** all, joined the Gas and still wanders around Clevedon/Portishead thinking that he's football royalty. More like a total **** Do you ever hear this guy on talkSport? I'm sure he was half cut doing 'colour' commentary on the Dongs-AFC game the other weekend Makes me skin crawl every time noise comes out of his mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Always Believesham Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Andy Cole? Most City fans would be quick to point out he played for us but alot have fewer thant few good things to say about him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Carl Hutchins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Do you ever hear this guy on talkSport? I'm sure he was half cut doing 'colour' commentary on the Dongs-AFC game the other weekend Makes me skin crawl every time noise comes out of his mouth Years ago, I worked for Ceefax. Gouldy phoned up the sports editor to berate him about some match report he objected to. The journalist involved was so amused that he transcribed Gouldy's words for everyone's enjoyment. they included: "Your report is totally inflammable!" "You've stabbed me in the back. Well, not the back, but in my football heart" "My players are flesh and blood. And bone. Never forget the bone." He also burst into tears on the phone (!) and apologised repeatedly for waking the ed's wife by ringing his house. When told, that the couple had divorced, Gouldy said: "Oh. Sorry to hear that John. Apologise to her anyway. It can't be nice to be woken up by such a call." (????) The man is a terminally confused legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Years ago, I worked for Ceefax. Gouldy phoned up the sports editor to berate him about some match report he objected to. The journalist involved was so amused that he transcribed Gouldy's words for everyone's enjoyment. they included: "Your report is totally inflammable!" "You've stabbed me in the back. Well, not the back, but in my football heart" "My players are flesh and blood. And bone. Never forget the bone." He also burst into tears on the phone (!) and apologised repeatedly for waking the ed's wife by ringing his house. When told, that the couple had divorced, Gouldy said: "Oh. Sorry to hear that John. Apologise to her anyway. It can't be nice to be woken up by such a call." (????) The man is a terminally confused legend. Ha - superb! I'm so glad the man is a big a bell end as he appears to be 'Never forget the bone' - classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoyalRed Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Red-Robbo" data-cid="1683448" data-time="1355833439"><p> Gary Johnson. Led us to the verge of the promised land, but then started to lose his way horribly.</p></blockquote> Horribly, but nowhere near as bad since Coppell, Millen and Mcinnes but no doubt some will still blame Johnson for the predicament we find ourselves in 4 years later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoyalRed Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Cole Skuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider-manc Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 The one about the fake car park attendant at Bristol Zoo.... No wait..... thats not what you mean by fake legend is it.......er...... Steve Jones? Only because I seem to remember him costing around half a mil and being useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One BCFC Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Nicky Maynard. I remember Tony Thorpe left "for a better team" .... Luton Town! Wayne Allison labelled Swindon "A bigger club" than us. Steve Phillips, I absolutely cannot stand that bloke either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSam Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 but no doubt some will still blame Johnson for the predicament we find ourselves in 4 years later Hi there, that's me, sorry but I do, failed to build a squad to survive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith_Lemon Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Cole Skuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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